Bio-Jesus reviews

wonderful deep body sleepytime buzz.

Bought a g of bio jesus and got two joints out of it. I am an avid smoked and one .5 of it got me high enough, the g made me feel like I was in Heaven though. No exaggeration, very euphoric feeling.

I use this in a disposable pen at bed time. Good for pain relief related to ligamental laxity. Tends to zonk me out, and gives couch lock if used in the day time. Sometimes gives a good body high.

This strain is up there in potency. Grown by Remedy...THC 28%....paid $360 (tax included) for an ounce. Large sparkly nugs....very dense and sticky.....pungent and sharp aromas of squeezed pine needles. My budtender recommended the use of a vaporizer due to reports of harshness....after grinding a small pinch of flower and halfway filling my Herbalizer chamber...temperature setting at 392 degrees Fahrenheit....noted floral flavors with just a hint of harshness to my throat....it hit me hard after 10 minutes of the vaporizer. It felt like I dove into a pool of very thick molasses....my mind and body started swimming in a hazy....lazy world of who the heck cares....hypnotic....paralyzing....numbing....please get me a wheelchair.....STAT! No anxiety....no paranoia.....munchies galore. In a word.....HolyCow!!!!

Smells like manure. Leaves a very odd aftertaste. More of a head high, if you could call it that. Kind of tasted like....cleaning chemicals almost. Do not recommend AT ALL.

The benefits are twofold: Bio-Jesus is a fantastic painkiller and also will absolutely force you to take the rest you need. These tiny, dense popcorn buds go a long way. The nugs are pale green, frosted with white trichomes, with perfect little outcroppings of copper hairs. This is the best painkilling strain I have experienced. I happened to pull my calf muscle and had difficulting walking. Aptly named, "Jesus" has helped me walk tremendously. However, this strain is incredibly strong, and it is incredibly easy to smoke yourself stupid. Last night I felt like I needed weed to get over my weed, but that was my own fault: I was a bit overzealous with my initial dose. I slept incredibly well, however I woke up drowsy the next morning. For people experienced with cannabis, one gram could easily last a week or more. For people new to cannabis, much longer.

This is my all time favorite strain! Takes all anxiety away and just makes you feel great!

Got it by Cresco, it was pleasantly potent, and exactly what I needed for this darn quarantine.