Bordello reviews

I'm usually a strong Indica user but today I decided to get silly and try Bordello! It's spongy and sticky with red and orange hairs. As we brought it home (sealed in a plastic bag within a closed paper bag) the smell of this stuff filled the car! It was like the smell of a fine cup of coffee or a fresh skunk on the side of the road! As soon as we got home, I stuck a half bud into my pipe and lit it up! Nothing. Wait, there's something. The aroma was very piney and kind of fruity! I held it for a good minute and released. I didn't feel funny right away so I hit it again! I did notice a slight headache in the first 3 minutes, but that led to tingling in my arms, legs, and abdominal area. That's the sign of pain relief for me! I have severe neuropathy from diabetes and I cuss like a sailor almost constantly due to the constant shocking, stabbing, and burning of my feet, legs, and hands. I can't concentrate on shit and I get nothing done. But as I write this, high as fuck, taking more hits, I am silent. Each hit of Bordello is making my body tingle and there's no stabbing, burning, or shocking. I can now spend the next 3-5 hours coding away happily, watching some informational murder porn (Law & Order, CSI, etc) or having a meal out with the wife and not have to worry about yelling "FUCK," a lot and being overheard by people who just don't understand. I guess the tingling has passed after five minutes beyond the third hit. My head feels slightly colder than the rest of me, or maybe I'm just more sensitive to the flow of air moving now. Thanks Bordello, Aaron

If you can get your hands on this strain, definitely give it a try. Buds I got were dark green/purple and dense. Smelt very close to Tangie. Fruity citrus. This one hits you behind the eyes and in the head first, pretty quickly after smoking. Got hungry about half an hour after. Went from feeling bored and restless, to content and doing laundry. Smoked this on a rainy day. Wonderfully relaxing strain, not enough to knock me out for sleep but smoked enough it'd probably do the trick.

When I want to sink in the couch and zone I grab the bong and fill it with Bordello. My muscles lossin up and relax with every hit.

I love this strain. It has a lovely smell, great high, and allowed me to sleep peaceful.

Awesome for pain, great for those dealing with nerve damage and muscle spasms. It does allow me to function 100 while providing great pain relief. It is heavy in the eyes and head but just keep moving you'll stay active. Great meds!!

Dispensary: Desert Rose Phoenix This stuff is like smoking candy 💯 Honestly one of my new favorite strains, hands down!

It's gives you sense of peacefulness and calmness I work long shift so i get stress pretty quick this helps so much

Tastes, & smells oh so god damn 👍