Bruce Banner reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bruce Banner.
January 25, 2018
euphoric for sure
June 19, 2016
Purchased from Greenside Rec in Des Moines
Flower: very sour diesel looking nugs. Light green, a little on the leafy side, but gorgeous nonetheless.
Smell: Diesel, pungent and sweet notes.
Crumble: Fluffy and voluminous. Very nice.
Burn: Even top shelf quality burn.
Taste: Definitely a diesel pungency with hints of sweet strawberry and a little citrus/ginger. Like Sour D and Strawberry Cough had a baby.
High: Oh daddy! Holy shit! This is why I gave this strain 5 stars, and I assume why it is named after the Hulk's alter ego. Hulk grabs both sides of your skull and with immense strength and speed claps his hands together. Like Gallagher to a watermelon your brain will explode into a million pieces/fine mist in the ether. Good luck gathering your thoughts. Good luck accomplishing tasks. You will be inebriated in the highest sense of the word. My tolerance is fairly high but this strain FLOORED me on one bong rip. Amazing.
Overall Experience: 9.6-10
Not for beginners or folks with low THC tolerance. Boasting over 31% total cannabinoids, 29.6% being THC, this strain will KICK YO ASS. For those of us that like getting out asses kicked (i.e. Me) this medicine is a godsend. Pick it up if you can find it. My bud tender said that it doesn't stick around more than one day b/c all the employees grab it.
Well I just bought some Bruce Banner crumble and I did a double dab on my atomizer and was amazed at the flavor and pure energetic high it instantly gave me! I'd love a seed or a clone of this stain.
definitely one of my favorite strains!!!! this makes me super giggly and happy. great for a hike or chilling and watching Futurama lol
GREAT STRAIN! Banner really through me for a loop. It's a pretty powerful hit and you get pretty high. It gave me a great feeling of energy along with creativity, but also a mellow feeling and low anxiety which is great for me!
I have made a wonderful infused honey made from this and it is amazing what it did to my bedroom life thank you
I'm normally a low-dose smoker - usually no more than a hit or two at a time. I smoked a lot of Bruce Banner last night. Super buddy and lots of thc crystals.
I smoked right before eating, and I'm assuming this is a sativa-dominant hybrid, because it didn't really make me any more hungry. It definitely gave me a very creative head high. Not much of a body high. I got so high I had to drink some water to combat the excess dry mouth/throat.
The one major con of my experience last night would be that my throat got so dry that I could barely talk. I felt completely mentally capable of talking to people, and was in a very jovial mood; but my cottonmouth and my red eyes made my high very obvious to people and made it hard to converse in the social situations I found myself in.
After getting home and being alone, the high had mellowed out into a nice relaxing and content head high. I did some yoga and stretching, and got into bed. Couldn't fall asleep instantly, but eventually was able to doze into a nice deep sleep.
I would really like to try this strain again in a little smaller dose (especially for social situations) or in a better situation (on a hike). I definitely laid in my bed for awhile and thought very creatively about my life. I think, while laying in bed thinking, the high gave me some creative direction in my life.
I'm more of a low-dose indica fan, and will probably try to stick to that in the near future. Thanks for reading!
February 21, 2017
One look at this strain and I can see where it gets its name from. Green and purple and hard as a rock. A single bud just over 2 inches long tipped the scales at 3.7g! This stuff is gooey beyond belief and packs a hell of a punch! The effects are strong and long lasting, with a good balance between its sativa and indica lineages. At first it comes on quite strong and cerebral, mellowing out into an hours long happy relaxation. The bouquet is similar to its og kush parent, but sweeter with notes of citrus and other fruits. Due to its high resin content and dense structure, I recommend making sure it is thoroughly dried before smoking, this may require you to let it breath a bit outside of the bag. This is definitely one of the heavier hitting strains out there, and not for the faint of heart.