Bruce Banner reviews

(730 word review) Haven't even smoked any yet!! And i'm psyched! I've never had Bruce Banner before... so I saw that my delivery guy had it, and then of course i looked up a rating on Leafy! Boom 4.6 rating!! Damn! Ok, breaking up some bud now. It's so sticky!!The smell is wonderful and intense. Reminds me of Sour Diesel a lil bit. It has some pine scent, a little flowery petrol vibe... minus the bad fumes. Ok. Gonna pack a bowl and smoke some!! Here we go!! So, i just took a big ripe in real time, and i'm just gonna start writing and wait and see what happens and how. It hit nice. Not rough. It smokes clean and pure. I had some schwag weed the other day and it was rough as shit. Blah. This is the opposite experience. I'm about 3 minutes in, literally. And i do feel it starting to float into my awareness. It actually started in the center of my chest. I had a mild warm sensation. Then i felt it start to creep my frontal lobe, then jaw, to behinds the ears, and into my cheeks which now feel warm and fuzzy... it's very pleasant. Very uplifting and focusing. I was dead exhausted not 20 minutes ago. I've already trained clients and worked out twice today, and its not even 2:00pm. I still feel the tired. But it is now accompanied by a wonderful fuzzy warm beehive type feeling in my whole body, especially my neck cheeks and arms... nope wait, thats me on fire... ha! Kidding. No fire. But seriously. I do feel the body high of this. In one of the reviews a guy just wrote in ALL CAPS THAT HE WAS SO HIGH!! And now i see why. I'm stoned . Really stoned. And i'm a veteran of the green. I do 90% thc oils, dabs, hash, concentrates and edibles.... so usually when i smoke, i get mild meh high... Bruce Banner has gamma rays in it. I'm turning green. Growing in confidence. Reaching for more... wait, no... thats me turning into a plant. I'm a plant person now. So high and bombarded by extremely energetic thc particles that I've gone done it, like when Rick turned himself into Pickle Rick. Watch Rick and Morty. Anyways... I cant spell for shit on this weed. I've had to use spell check to check possible checks checked off, to gets the words right. Like simple words. Like simple. I spelled simpel. And usually missing the only a.... 'usully'. U sully. Wtf:) It must be the weed. Even Bruce got dumb when he became the Hulk. So there it is.... Bruce Banner IS the HULK. And the Hulk is Bruce Banner. So in theory this weed could be called HULK. Or the Hulk within... because you definitely go through some changes when you smoke this weed. Now for instance... im rageful and i want to smash things... and I sure as shit didn't read that in any reviews. Jesh. Go figure. So the first half of the high is all smart and sciencey, in control, no torn shirts or pants, can talk to women, charming even. But then later in the high... Hulk comes out. No.. none of that happened. I just was kinda going with that riff. Well... cause i'm high and having fun... and that's the whole damn point for me. Cause it seems that everything else in my life feels so damn serious all the time... even play! WTF! Soo.. im not sure how long ive been writing this review? The high is still going very strong. No signs of backing off. Very heady now. And the body sensation is still there... very nice. And i didnt even pull two tubes....!! Just one....!!! So... what will this weed be like on the re-up??? you know. Cause some weed strains do not pick you up again if you smoke that second round... or they do only very mildly. I don't even want to do a second round... im cereal. There is no need... And whats makes this whole experience even better is that my neighbor is listening to Eddie Murphy's Raw, and i can hear it through the door... and he's doing the "You ain't got no Ice Cream..." bit. Hi, I'm Bruce Banner Wanna a lick? Sike...! Love, The Hulk

Very good. Very good. Smile. Chill.

🚀...I'm sooo high, Good mornin!!..Out of Chronic Pain and Out of Sight with the Bruce!.. 11 STAR!!...Feelin' Up-Mellow, Mindful, Calm, Motivated and Energized.. ready to-gooo.... Feels like a Stress-Free day😍 Inflamation is Reduced and PTSD is Pacified.. no AM mind chatter while tokin BB😙. I'm Totally Baked after 2 HOOKA water bowls for Wake 'n Bake.. SO Smiley, Focused and Fun, the Peaced-Out energy of BB enhances my AM Yoga and keeps me gooooing for several hours... A perfectly Balanced Hybrid for this hippy chick..Be Well! ✌💋💚🚀🚀

I'm going to give you two experiences I had with Bruce Banner, one good, one bad. First off, the bad experience. For about 3 weeks, me and my partner were smoking Delta 8 Flower. The highs were definitely less intense, cant really say I felt "high" more than twice during those 3 weeks. But finally, we got our hands on some real pot. A friend brought over some Bruce Banner, and rolled a fat joint. Now for context, I've been smoking for only around 3 months. And like I said, I had been using Delta 8 bud for the past 3 weeks. Knowing this, I should've been more careful my first time back to regular pot, but hey, hindsight 20/20 right? Me, my partner, and my friend shared the joint, and still only ended up getting about 60% through it. The first 10 minutes I didn't feel much, until it hit like a frieght train. I felt dizzy, it was hard to stand, and my mind was racing. My vision narrowed, and there was an intense ringing in my ears. I sat down and began to panic abit. After about a minute of that, I dry heaved and threw up a bit of saliva. I did this one more time before going to the toilet, and doing it 2 more times. During that time, I broke out in an intense sweat and was experiencing closed-eye hallucinations. It was a scary experience, but after about 30 minutes, I evened out and began to relax. Surprisingly, I actually ended up enjoying the rest of the high. It left me feeling happy, hazy, and mentally stimulated. That was my first experience with this strain, and I can't say I blame the strain for my reaction. It has an insanely high THC content, and that was my first time smoking genuine pot in 3 weeks. And from a joint no less, that I probably got 5 or 6 hits from. So yeah, in that sense, maybe don't pick this one as your first strain you smoke ever. And if you do, go extremely slow. But what about the good story? Well, the next morning me and my partner shared a pipe. Remembering the hell I went through the night before, I was curious to try again, but very cautious. I took 3 decent sized hits and then left it at that. Within 5 minutes, I felt euphoric and tingly. It's weird it set on so quick, as it usually takes 10-15 minutes for me to start feeling the heaviness of a high. The peak of the high was still a little intense, but nothing like the night before. In fact, it was fun! Incredibly strong head buzz both physically and mentally. It smells lovely, and tastes pretty good to boot. The buds are super dense, so you get plenty of bang for your buck. So, what's my verdict? Bruce Banner is a great strain, but handle with care. Especially if you're a new smoker or prone to anxiety. I see Banner being good for depression mainly, maybe not as much anxiety due to the intensity of the high. Go slow, maybe only take a few good hits, then leave it alone for 15-ish minutes. See how you feel, smoke more if needed. 3 good hits off of a bowl had me throughly stoned for a good hour, with residual effects lasting much longer. I probably stopped feeling high after about 3 hours, but the residual happiness and energy stayed for hours afterwards. TL;DR - Bruce Banner is an incredibly strong strain, and could likely knock a seasoned smoker on their ass. It's fantastic and a good high both for medical purposes and for recreational use. Just handle with care.

Picked up a eighth of this today from a reliable dispensary. Instantly I noticed that my attitude was happier focused and most importantly made me feel better.if you can't deal with your stress or problems I mediately took a hit of this and it fixed it within five minutes I highly recommend the strain;for those who are having anxiety ADD problems ADD ADHD bipolar disorder PTSD PMS mood disorders Tourette's syndrome OCD and pain. If you have your worms or negativity or even just thing was distracting you and you can't focus or get anything done take a hit a bruise better and you've already won!

I actually had the lumes version in Michigan uncle Bruce has the same linage.strawberry diesel x og kush taste like a light strawberry and super dank skunky .this stuff goes straight to the brain . This stuff can make a dull day bright. probably my favorite sativa doesn't get me paranoid at all . Got mine at lume in Menominee love there drive thru this is one busy store I tell u any time u go past there 25-50 cars in there drive thru popular store I paid 105$ with tax that's about 120-125:a zip money well spent. Definitely will buy this again for sure

This has been my all time favorite strain since I first tried it 5+ yrs ago. I've been using cannabis for 35 years and have had several "favorites" during that time but Bruce Banner just hits me perfectly. If I need to do some chores I have the energy to do them, if I want to relax it's perfect for that too and the creativity that emerges is always a pleasant surprise. One thing I truly love and don't see mentioned much is that I get very minimal munchies from this strain and at my age that is truly a blessing. I don't have the metabolism to burn off calories like I used to and my stomach can no longer handle Ice Cream sandwiches with hotdogs and peanut butter in the middle! That's was honestly one of our stoner go-to's back in the day😂 I have been searching for Bruce Banner flower for over a year in my area with no luck then yesterday I was old man bitching about all these new "Frankenstrains" pushing out the oldies but goodies Bruce Banner being one and he pulls out a jar of Bruce Banner bubble hash, the last one! I coulda kissed him!

what a delicious Strain, had a very herbal tea and gassy taste inhale and exhale. Love the uplifting feeling very happy Strain.