Candyland reviews

A good pleasant & uplifting morning/daytime medication. Perhaps not for those susceptible to paranoia or anxiety?

Perfect for getting your chores done. This also helped calm my nerves when anxious. I was able to focus and handle my business. Highly recommend it.

First off, the bud is beautiful! So, at first I was a little bummed out that it didn't give me a big "high". But, it is nice to find a strain that isn't as strong. I even overindulged one night. Like a lot. Yes, I did get high..but I did not "green out". No dizziness or nausea. Great for daytime use.

This is my first review. I felt so strong about this strain that I had to share. I suffer from Cervical Dystonia. (It’s a nervous disorder and causes my neck to tilt as well as my upper back muscles to cramp up continuously). So yes, it hurts a lot. Anyway, I tried this today on a recommendation that I trust. Especially since I normally don’t do well with straight Sativa’s. This however, was the best strain for my dystonia. It numbed or seemed to calm my brain down enough. Almost to the point that I forget about the pain for awhile yet still remain relatively clear headed. If you suffer muscle or nerve pain give this a try for sure. Peace!

CANDYLAND! Candyland is a magical place where diabetes, Big Sugar and the Coca-Cola Company all merge together into a corn-syrup'd hell of stickiness, obesity, corporate abuse and tooth decay. It'll be replaced with Tofu-and-Baby-Carrots-Land where you'd rather shoot yourself in the mouth than eat anything on your plate . . . shit, wait: wrong notes. Hold on. Ah, here we go! CANDYLAND! Candyland is a magical strain that'll pretty much try to tear your face off as if some joker gave bath salts to Bubbles the Birthday Chimp. Y'know, there's many terrors in nature: spiders, spiders, more spiders, but few things invoke the same level of pants-shitting horror as hearing an alcoholic Romanian ex-animal trainer screaming, "AY! SOMEONE-A GIVE MY MUNGEE THE BATH SALTS!" as he runs passed the bounce castle, a 300 pound bad-trippin' simian snapping at his ass the whole way. That's happened to me twice and every time it's a bad scene. Oh yeah, Candyland. CANDYLAND! Candyland is a magical strain that WILL end your ambitions for the day. Best that you not have anything to do once you decide to spark a bowl of this goodness. If you have anything on your schedule that's not "watch Rick and Morty until my eyes bleed" you've aimed too high for that day. I seriously can't remember the last time I was this high for this long off two hits. Not only that, but I was supposed to be doing something and I've totally forgotten what. It might have been writing this. Seriously, Candyland, I never asked to be this stoned, but now that I'm here, I'm kinda glad I made the trip. And so will you.

I love it. It calms me but not to a point where I feel like I need to nap. It makes me a bit silly. This Is probably my favorite by far and it’s 2020. But the lift is awesome

Here’s a real review for you. WTF man? I only took two hits. Holy wow I am stoned. I keep loosing myself or time or something weird like that. Kinda dizzy, A little freaked out of how stoned I am. Wondering if I need to eat some food to try and dilute the effects. Stopping for a minute now to fix a typo I see. Ok I’m back. Lol. Anyhow. I’m going to try a keto ice cream bar. I’m not sure if it will help but I think I’ll want it anyway. I’m actually trying to watch tv but I can’t get away from this damn phone. I read some of the reviews of Candyland and I was like, oh they must be reviewing it after they came down. Because this is the review you get when you smoke it. Anyway, just wanted to put in my two cents. I’m hoping to find myself soon. Wish me luck. ❤️

89.24% THC/CBD 0.18% vape cart with this strain. Was very potent and tasted really sweet. Definitely gave me a very energetic high. It was a live resin cart, which may have been why it was so strong. Overall would buy again!