Cap Junky reviews

This stuff smells amazing, it really does smell like apricot/ripe fruit. I’m usually an only-indica smoker, but this hybrid is nicely balanced and smooth to smoke.

This strain is sold as Cap Junky in Michigan, and Miracle Mints in Ohio. I scored a half of Cap Junky at Heads in Adrian, Michigan, 29% test (which is kind of low for this one, it usually tests in the mid-30's). What a unique powerhouse of a strain! For one thing, these are the frostiest nugs I've ever seen - they are so thickly coated in triches that they appear to be frozen. And I've never encountered terps like this; it smells like half strawberry, half peppermint, turned up to 11. Strawberry with potent minty candy cane fumes. A very tasty smoke in a bowl or a joint, tastes like a fruity candy cane and cinnamon Altoids. Burns the tongue and mouth so nicely. And the buzz - it's a strongy! It hits my body immediately with these waves of minty menthol indica energy, I could feel it in my feet, ankles, shins, waves of peppermint vibes coursing through my body. Virtually no cerebral effects (save for relaxation and a nice buzz in my brain), the initial body buzz smoothes out into total relaxation and random body buzzing. And the cinnamon Altoids aftertaste lingers with you so nicely, a cinnamon-pepperminty companion for your late-night slump. I wouldn't dream of smoking this one during the day. It's really potent and it tastes so good that it makes you want to smoke more.

I shared a joint of this from a Natures Treatment dispo. Not bad very menthol kinda harsh but sweet overall. A weird high honestly feels like it doesn’t know what it wants to do and feels you leaving the same way. Not a good work strain lol.

My #1 strain, absolute power house with some of the most magnificent aroma and flavor I’ve ever had in my 10 years of smoking cannabis. The flavor is that of apricot, with a slight pepper/minty taste on the back end. Phenomenal in my opinion. It’s a very balanced hybrid, doesn’t knock me out but doesn’t speed me up either, just a great 50/50 that will make you SUPER giggly. The buds themselves are big, fluffy, and every square inch is dusted in snow white trichomes that will fill your kief supply. I couldn’t recommend this strain enough, just absolutely fantastic. Also, a little shoutout to the growers over at Alt Sol. Amazing team doing amazing work for medical cannabist patients!

Muy buena para estar relax y reírte hasta solo y si vas a vacilar con amistades. Perfecta flor!!!

Harvested 7-6-24 by Epic Roots MI., Branded: Ghost, also by Chief MI., WORLD CLASS. 29.96% ThC, Sour dank grapefruit, over ripe fruit, dank and workout sweaty, herbal tea spices, wet dank sour grass. Glowing bright green, pointed cone with Indica spade shoulders. Thick matted sparkling greenish kief trichomes. Sparse orange hairs, sparkling trichomes throughout. Smooth as silk smoke, no cough at all, dry toasted wood pine, tea and herbs. Zero eye pressure, shoulders, legs and arms feel a warm wave of pain relief, relaxation, smooth nerves. A touch floating and non-focused. Happy, uplifted, tingly, calm, relaxed, soothe stomach, couch-lock, great pain relief. Not for beginners, very strong pain relief and euphoria.

Let me tell you, I love cap junky. I’ve had it from a couple different brands, and it consistently slays. And just for you, I got high as hell of it, empty stomach, to write the review. Accuracy guaranteed. So I’m half a bowl in, feeling great. It’s always a very giggly experience, great for SpongeBob and board games. I suggesting getting you one of those plug in plasma ball lamp things to play with. I can guarantee about 20 minutes from now I will be Stoney Bologna and eating like 5 lbs of food. I do get a little nauseous after but that’s just from a small stomach. Old nurses trick that always works like a charm is lightly sniffing rubbing alcohol or alcohol wipes. For maybe a minute, every couple breaths. Anyway giggle, eat, sleep. Smoke, high after 20 minutes, after I’m done smoking it can last for 30 minutes to 2 hours depending on food and weed consumption. Giggles, hunger, then sleep.

This strain will have you laughing at everything