Captain's Cake reviews

This is the real painkiller! Captain’s Cake is amazing, and worth driving across the state to find. There’s a real dichotomy in the effects of this strain, though, so it takes some getting used to. At low doses it erases mild-to-moderate pain while providing a real boost to energy that helps you actually accomplish something on days you’d otherwise be in too much pain. At higher doses it eliminates almost all pain — and it puts a pretty extreme damper on what pain it can’t eliminate. That real full body buzz, but without the couch melt. Beware, though, because this often comes with an incredibly powerful wave of sleepiness about two-hours into it. It’s hard to find at the moment, but you should absolutely pick it up if you have the chance.

I medicate daily, about two hours before I go to sleep. My goal is to dissociate from my workday; I want the stress, anxiety, and hypervigilance to stop, otherwise I am destined to a night of repeating nightmares. Most frequently these nightmares involve some sort of futile attempt to finish a task. I try, I fail. I try again, I fail again. All night long. For me, success in medicating is determined by how well I break this cycle. I always use a Storz & Bickel Mighty to vape bud at 200 degrees C. I put about half of a cartridge in, which is good for about 8-10 small hits. I track the high using the Releaf app, about 5-6 sessions per strain. Captain’s Cake gets the job done: stress, anxiety, and depression drop within 10 minutes of my first hit. By the time I am done vaping, I feel enveloped by a supersoft, warm feeling like I’m wearing my favorite hoodie and sweats. In one particularly effective session I felt like the hoodie was soaked in warm butter, if that makes any sense: a lovely virtual embrace. My Releaf notes remind me that I feel focused, chill, and happy. Within 30 minutes I get the munchies, which are hard to resist but if I have a small dinner and focus on light foods I can avoid overeating. This strain gets me to the isolated, secure place I am after. The effects last about 2 hours, and the comedown is mild and pleasant. While high I have no interest whatsoever in conversation (I spend all day in constant communication). I’d rather focus on TV or music and get entirely adsorbed by it. The wider world goes quiet, I drift off to sleep, and sleep soundly. Even 6 hours of sleep is enough for me to wake feeling relaxed, rested, and ready to dive into another hectic day. I haven’t slept this well in 20 years or more. I give this strain 4 stars because it lacks the one additional effect that would make it perfect. I am always calm and chill, but never reach any lightness of mood. Not even a chuckle most of the time. But I could live in the Captain’s state of mind 24/7 and never complain.

I love curio and this strain is a great reason why!!!! The amount of orange hairs is crazy... the nugs are super dense & you will definitely need a grinder for these sticky buds. The high is super relaxing and tingly. One of my faves

Wow. I'm not the wax right now. Took two big rips and I am relaxed ass hell. Super chill makes the world go away but you can still function. Just a mellow buzz without bad couch lock. Just a good smoke.

Got a slice from Galactic Gass and wow is this probably one of my top 3 strains ever! I've smoked 5-7 joints a day for 10 years or so and my tolerance is way up there, this however gets me high every time I smoke a joint. by far one of my favs.

I have to agree with one person on here, it does give you a plain good old high. There's nothing like the weed from the 60s and 70s. That's the stuff that just made you extremely hungry and laughed so hard at absolutely nothing to where your stomach hurts. That's what a good weed is. This is in my top 5.

10/10 masterpiece

This is my go to strain. Symptoms: PTSD, Chronic Pain This strain loosens me up in a warm, fluffy blanket of Indica but still energized enough to laugh like a hyena. Absolutely zero PTSD nightmares on this. Brings out my creativity, helps my depression and I just got to say this. I want to have sex 24/7 on this strain. I mean, throw me against the wall and have your way with me! I can’t get enough! SO frisky, and I generally have zero libido.