Cheese reviews

Great social strain. Nice, relaxed, happy high. Non stop giggles. Made for a memorable night. 10/10 will buy again (if OCS ever makes it available again. OCS: 1/10)

Seriously dude I’m glued holy shit this is epic

CAFE Loose Leaf: typical $12/g type of product. Somewhat puts you in your own hole, where you can tune out and focus on what’s ahead in front of you.

I think I've smoked cheese in the past before (when I didn't know what I was given) since it's so common. When I first bought my first bag of weed, I bought it through a friend so I didn't know what strain I was buying, but I'm 90% sure it was cheese. From my first experience with it (first time ever smoking a whole spliff [weed+tobacco] to myself): I sat down and smoked a joint to myself in the garden, and I couldn't exactly feel the high when I was sat down, when I stood up to go back inside my house, I felt the intense rush of the strain go through me. It was like I was walking on clouds - an amazing feeling. I then went upstairs and wrote lyrics for 4 songs I wrote on the guitar, and without a doubt they were the best lyrics I've ever written. I then went onto do write a college assignment I needed to do and I was enjoying doing it a lot; this weed obviously gives oneself a work ethic. 2 days ago, I was at Godiva Festival in my home city and as I was going into the band area, I saw my friends walking out. One of them asked if I smoked weed, and after saying yes, he gave me a joint [weed by itself] he had left over - he told me it was cheese. After having a pint of Cider and a 7UP, I found the right time to smoke it when the band, Pulled Apart By Horses, came on stage at 7. This joint itself had a really nice flavor to it and it wasn't harsh on the lungs AT ALL. I couldn't feel anything, and I was holding every drag for a good 10 seconds; I didn't even get the afterburn feeling! I smoked just over 1/2 of the joint but starting sharing it with 2 other guys from then because I got the strong feeling of the high and I wanted to level myself out. This shit was intense - not like the last spliff I had smoked. Also, the band sounded WAY BETTER high as fuck. The joint gave me a crazy euphoric feeling: My vision had went into a weird acid-like phase (edgy-texture and seeing doubles of people/objects), everything went extremely brighter, and my legs felt like jelly; I had to sit down. When I sat down, I could barely sit up straight, so I ended up standing again, and then sitting again, then eventually standing up again. I had the jelly feeling in my legs for an hour, but once I could stand clearly again (without feeling like an extremely drunk man) I then went for a walk. I felt a bit anxious walking around feeling like everyone I saw knew I was high as fuck, but luckily at this point my high had calmed down a lot - it was still very bright though. I eventually bumped into my Dad and other members of my family. My Dad said to me, "You look like a zombie - it must be the heat". I nodded and barely responded when I was talking to him and was avoiding eye contact a lot. We eventually headed back to the bar and I got another pint of cider, and that certainly helped calm the high unusually. As I walking home when The Wombats were playing, I could see that everyone was staring at me, and I could hear them all talk about "how intense I looked"; this is possibly my imagination and paranoia however. 7 chavs also shouted me and asked me if I was gay, I stared at them and mumbled inaudible nonsense because I could barely speak, then walked off. As I was walking off they shouted "Yes! He is!". I ignored them. The high honestly lasted a long long time. I was still high when I went to sleep at 11:30 (not to mention it was a beautiful sleep). I had only just had my dinner and 2nd meal of the day at 10:30. I Googled some of these symptoms the day after and it turned out that a lot of these symptoms reflected on low blood pressure - which I most likely had due to only having a cheese roll hours earlier before getting high: lack of food = lack of energy. I saw my friend who gave me the joint the next day and asked him about why it was so strong. He said "it's the way I roll it". Maybe it was strong shit the second time, maybe I had no energy, maybe my tolerance has lowered significantly, maybe it wasn't even cheese and he lied to me, or maybe I'm just a pussy who couldn't handle good weed in the first place. [Note: before this the last time I smoked weed was about a month or 2 ago - I can't honestly remember]. This is probably the longest review ever. It's more of a story-teller on my experiences with this. I couldn't exactly reflect the significance and accuracy this weed gives to everyone, since we all respond differently - this is my response to it though. TLDR: Good shit, strong high, not harsh on the throat; don't smoke it in large crowds or else you'll get paranoia like I did. 4.5/5

I love the true funky cheese aroma mixed with a noticeable hint of skunk. amazing smoke-at-work-on-break-type herb, very invigorating.

first off I'll say I've only used Cheese in Co2 form and initial reaction I felt tingly all over, it gave me a head rush but also a body relaxation, the taste is skunky but also citrus, im very impressed I'll most likely buy it again.

I like Cheese! This is a potent hybrid strain! It has a sharp smell, but I actually kind of like it. It delivers a positive and distracting head-high, while also relaxing you. I'm currently enjoying it outside on a nice Spring evening, and I couldn't be happier!

I have Dutch Cheese but its not listed and this is the closest i can find to it. Dutch Cheese is a 60:40 Sativa dominant hybrid. Its genetics are cheese and Euphoria. Dutch Cheese is a relaxing Sativa great for any time use.