Gelonade reviews

10/10 Love the lemon aroma & flavor. Solid sativa in bud structure & overall smokability. Whenever I see this on menus I stock up!

A nice slight sweet taste on the draw that leads to a uplifting energetic happy high. It has a slight relaxation feeling on the backend. It makes you feel like a million bucks and gives you energy to do stuff.

o e of the nicest strains I've vapes this year so flavourful and gets the job done, I miss the lemon haze that I used to get back in the day but this one is an easy replacement if haze never comes back in fashion.

Holy crap, I want to clean the house now! Only downside? When dry-herb vaped at ~400°F it tastes almost literally like soap, cilantro, and fresh-cut resinous spruce for the first few minutes.

Ahhhh... Gelonade! Waiting for months for Gelonade to be back in town. Enough said! Oh, Gelonade checks all of the boxes listed instead of any of the negatives. Gelonade by Connected Cannabis, is my favorite, and I've been medicating for over 50 years, from Panama Red, Acapulco Gold, Thai Sticks, and now, Gelonade. I usually stay away from leaving a review here for Gelonade, because I want it all.

So we've all heard the horror stories about cheap outdoor ounces filled with mold and bugs, but I give glory to God for leading me to these nugs because this is the best deal on weed that I've ever had (and I've been smoking since high school in 1998). GRIP Cannabis in Michigan offers $15 outdoor Gelonade zips, I bought two on the spot. The nugs are surprisingly good-looking outdoor weed, with good coverage of hairs and trichomes, and it beautifully reeks of grapefruit; the nose is not as strong as indoor, but surprisingly strong for outdoor. The taste on this outdoor Gelonade is also surprisingly strong, it's a super sour & sweet grapefruit/lemon taste that really reminds me of sour patch kids, it's some delicious-tasting weed that also brings surprisingly good potency. If I smoke a quarter of a joint, it's a really nice uplifting and euphoric high; half a joint and I'm as giddy as the first time I smoked, it's just a real happy-go-lucky kind of high. This is a great daytime or early evening smoke. And I got two zips of this for $30 at Amazing Buds in Adrian, Michigan.

Bought a zip from my boy here in Cali. Yeah bro, I’m just WOW’d. The first time I tried it I smoked a whole joint by myself and went into the gym and it was blast off. Felt like when you see them go into light speed and all the light is flashing past reflecting off their helmet as you keep blasting off deeper and deeper into space. The most interesting thing about it for me is how relaxed it made me. And I was expecting it to be a more head high, like a lot of the sativa/hybrids Ive tried or something… And that’s not saying anything against it, I think that was one of the things that I loved most about it because as much as I love sativa hybrids most of the time I do need a reminder for my body to just relax and obviously that’s what Indica’s do for you. I feel it first in my shoulders …the tension leaves. Never had a sativa hybrid do that for me so it was greatly appreciated. But when it was time to get focused and take action on anything, it was an immediate response. Like I didn’t even have to work up to it. It was just like let’s go and that’s where a lot of the fun happens for me because the creativity starts come to you and you get into the flow. Helps you get shit done. The taste is one of the things that I’ve been trying to really gather my thoughts around because it is obviously a citrusy lemony flavor, but it also has this herbal mint rosemary, sage thing that I can’t quite put my finger on… And there’s some sweetness to it as well. The nose too…it’s not as pronounced but I get some lemony, herbal/earthy sweetness. Buds are pretty dense for outdoor. Really resiny. Love the pink hue that it has. I’ve only smoked it twice and both times I was BLOWN lol. it can definitely be a one hitter …second time I tried it I only took two good drags and I was good… for a while. But this is something I can smoke throughout the whole day at anytime and be relaxed and focused or just relaxed and relaxed lol All in all I really like this strain. I feel like it’s an anytime of the day kind of strain for me personally. Great to release tension or pain in your body while supporting that productive work/creative flow.

I usually steer clear of Sativas because they have a tendency to amp up my anxiety worse than it already is, but not Gelonade. Holy hell… the best Sativa I have ever had. Excellent mood lifter without the anxiety and paranoia automatically following. I can only do a handful of Sativas and this is one of them. Super grateful a friend turned me on to this kick ass strain! Highly recommend if you are looking to boost your mood w/o feeling like you took a stimulant.