Gelonade reviews

I usually steer clear of Sativas because they have a tendency to amp up my anxiety worse than it already is, but not Gelonade. Holy hell… the best Sativa I have ever had. Excellent mood lifter without the anxiety and paranoia automatically following. I can only do a handful of Sativas and this is one of them. Super grateful a friend turned me on to this kick ass strain! Highly recommend if you are looking to boost your mood w/o feeling like you took a stimulant.

Bought a zip from my boy here in Cali. Yeah bro, I’m just WOW’d. The first time I tried it I smoked a whole joint by myself and went into the gym and it was blast off. Felt like when you see them go into light speed and all the light is flashing past reflecting off their helmet as you keep blasting off deeper and deeper into space. The most interesting thing about it for me is how relaxed it made me. And I was expecting it to be a more head high, like a lot of the sativa/hybrids Ive tried or something… And that’s not saying anything against it, I think that was one of the things that I loved most about it because as much as I love sativa hybrids most of the time I do need a reminder for my body to just relax and obviously that’s what Indica’s do for you. I feel it first in my shoulders …the tension leaves. Never had a sativa hybrid do that for me so it was greatly appreciated. But when it was time to get focused and take action on anything, it was an immediate response. Like I didn’t even have to work up to it. It was just like let’s go and that’s where a lot of the fun happens for me because the creativity starts come to you and you get into the flow. Helps you get shit done. The taste is one of the things that I’ve been trying to really gather my thoughts around because it is obviously a citrusy lemony flavor, but it also has this herbal mint rosemary, sage thing that I can’t quite put my finger on… And there’s some sweetness to it as well. The nose too…it’s not as pronounced but I get some lemony, herbal/earthy sweetness. Buds are pretty dense for outdoor. Really resiny. Love the pink hue that it has. I’ve only smoked it twice and both times I was BLOWN lol. it can definitely be a one hitter …second time I tried it I only took two good drags and I was good… for a while. But this is something I can smoke throughout the whole day at anytime and be relaxed and focused or just relaxed and relaxed lol All in all I really like this strain. I feel like it’s an anytime of the day kind of strain for me personally. Great to release tension or pain in your body while supporting that productive work/creative flow.

GELONADE is a once in awhile find from your dealer. That one strain, that has mostly nothing but positive side effects and lasts (not like the Fruit Stripe Gum effect lol) This is a really good daytime choice. I feel happy, focused and well... we have noticed an up-tick in our labido. We always try to have some on hand because It always flies of the shelf. Find a good grower and cling to him or her! GELONADE comes from two huge fan favorites. Take a look, you'll be glad you did. Elite strain and friggin yummy!

Very uplifting buzz to keep you busy for hours.

Oh my god i don't know all the strains but this is not just Weed it's medicine! I experienced much relaxing, happy with myself in the moment. I don't have fears or anxiety, i feel concentrated, confident and positive. I can find a deeper meaning and motivation to the things. It enhances my feelings to be more free that they can come out. Hard to describe exactly but this philosophers weed. Happy to explore how we and the world works. Or how do you think about. Let's share our feelings together ;)

Harvested 5-30-24 by Local Grove, Michigan. This is an entry in the 2024 High Times Cannabis Cup, Michigan, Sativa Flower. 30.8% cannaboids, 27.02% ThC, 0% CBD. Smells like animal crackers, light sweet vanilla, cinamon, sweet citrus fruit punch smells, no pine, no sour and no dank smells. Dense spongy buds light pale green meat that is calico speckled with army green postules. Orange hairs covered in dry powdery trichome dust. Smooth light herbal smoke, no cough, lemon citrus on tongue, slight diesel/gas Sativa nose tingle. Nice euphoria, nice Sativa energy and head rush with each cumulative effect hit. Tingly, no eye pressure, increased heart rate and energy, social, talkative. World Class Sativa....wow strong! Very euphoric.

I say 5 stars this jawn going to get you right if you wanna be uplifted and happy af

Lowkey a pretty chill strain but the bad sometimes hit like a freight train