Gelonade reviews

If you’re looking for a strain that’ll have you smiling, vibing, and chatting like a natural-born social butterfly, let me put you on to Gelonade from Pull Up DC. This one’s a game-changer if you want to shake off stress, ease anxiety, and feel genuinely happy and present in the moment. From the jump, Gelonade smells like a fresh fruit smoothie—bright citrus, sweet vanilla, and a little hint of tropical candy. The buds are dense, frosty, and covered in trichomes, making it clear this strain means business. Breaking it up releases even more of that tangy, lemony aroma, making my mouth water before I even sparked up,, lol One hit in, and I immediately felt a tingly sensation creeping up my spine, like my body was preparing for a wave of good vibes. Within minutes, I was grinning from ear to ear, feeling light, energetic, and mentally sharp. My stress and overthinking? Gone. Instead, I felt clear-headed, engaged, and ready to have a good time. This strain had me talking, laughing, and actually enjoying socializing—which, for someone who usually overthinks everything, was a huge win. Whether I was catching up with friends, running errands, or just chilling with music on, everything felt brighter, funnier, and more enjoyable. As the high started to mellow out, I felt a gentle relaxation settle in, but never to the point of couch-lock or drowsiness. Instead, I was still functional and uplifted, with just a slight tingling sensation keeping my body at ease. No paranoia, no crash—just smooth sailing. If you need a mood booster that helps with social anxiety, stress relief, and creative energy, Gelonade from Pull Up DC is a must-try. Perfect for daytime use, this strain will have you feeling lively, engaged, and ready to enjoy life. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself laughing at everything and making new friends effortlessly.

This one made my heart rate go up and gave me anxiety. Although it was super Stoney strain, it made me feel anxious throughout the morning. I would try again but later at night. It’s potent, go get some!

o e of the nicest strains I've vapes this year so flavourful and gets the job done, I miss the lemon haze that I used to get back in the day but this one is an easy replacement if haze never comes back in fashion.

A nice slight sweet taste on the draw that leads to a uplifting energetic happy high. It has a slight relaxation feeling on the backend. It makes you feel like a million bucks and gives you energy to do stuff.

Holy crap, I want to clean the house now! Only downside? When dry-herb vaped at ~400°F it tastes almost literally like soap, cilantro, and fresh-cut resinous spruce for the first few minutes.

Ahhhh... Gelonade! Waiting for months for Gelonade to be back in town. Enough said! Oh, Gelonade checks all of the boxes listed instead of any of the negatives. Gelonade by Connected Cannabis, is my favorite, and I've been medicating for over 50 years, from Panama Red, Acapulco Gold, Thai Sticks, and now, Gelonade. I usually stay away from leaving a review here for Gelonade, because I want it all.

So we've all heard the horror stories about cheap outdoor ounces filled with mold and bugs, but I give glory to God for leading me to these nugs because this is the best deal on weed that I've ever had (and I've been smoking since high school in 1998). GRIP Cannabis in Michigan offers $15 outdoor Gelonade zips, I bought two on the spot. The nugs are surprisingly good-looking outdoor weed, with good coverage of hairs and trichomes, and it beautifully reeks of grapefruit; the nose is not as strong as indoor, but surprisingly strong for outdoor. The taste on this outdoor Gelonade is also surprisingly strong, it's a super sour & sweet grapefruit/lemon taste that really reminds me of sour patch kids, it's some delicious-tasting weed that also brings surprisingly good potency. If I smoke a quarter of a joint, it's a really nice uplifting and euphoric high; half a joint and I'm as giddy as the first time I smoked, it's just a real happy-go-lucky kind of high. This is a great daytime or early evening smoke. And I got two zips of this for $30 at Amazing Buds in Adrian, Michigan.

I usually steer clear of Sativas because they have a tendency to amp up my anxiety worse than it already is, but not Gelonade. Holy hell… the best Sativa I have ever had. Excellent mood lifter without the anxiety and paranoia automatically following. I can only do a handful of Sativas and this is one of them. Super grateful a friend turned me on to this kick ass strain! Highly recommend if you are looking to boost your mood w/o feeling like you took a stimulant.