Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
Baaa, Baaa, mother skunkers! This shit right here is an AMAZING sativa. Very heady at first, then you get some body waves that are marvelous. I found the effects to be both giggly and introspective. Damn fine strain here, folks. Give this goat a try.
As I'm puffing on this as it type, i look back and realized how much time i missed on reviewing other strains as well. I can probably out-write a journalist right now. I'm so high off this Golden Goat. Smoke oozes out the blunt while i take a toke. As i ask my friend for my blunt back, it hit us, that i had the blunt. #yuyuyu
Powerful
May 13, 2019
Harmony...
November 13, 2020
I felt absolutely nothing with this strain. I was so disappointed because it’s supposed to be the “happy” strain and I really wanted to feel the effects and see how it would make me feel. Bummer!
September 25, 2019
I picked this up yesterday and it is great. The best thing is the smell and taste. it's so fruity. the high is great, just became one of my go tos. gets 4 stars because it's not the best I ever had but it's great
Golden Goat has quickly and permanently earned its spot as a top 3 strain of all time for me. It is the perfect high. When smoking solo this is a beautifully calming and full body euphoric high that puts a smile on your tingly face. But this strain truly shines when smoking socially. This strain puts you all on the same exact vibe of euphoria, laughter and just utter joy. This one hits even very experienced smokers with a high tolerance. If you find it, STOCK UP... You will always be searching for it again.
All-time favorite sativa, and probably my favorite strain in general. Reminds me of the sweet, sleepy energy and euphoria you feel when coming up on LSD; just utter contentment.
Recreationally, it’s impossible to have a bad time. Medically, I’ve found that it works great to soothe my social anxiety and cPTSD symptoms, as well as relax my body.