Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
Golden Goat strain effects
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Golden Goat strain helps with
- 36% of people say it helps with Stress
- 30% of people say it helps with Depression
- 28% of people say it helps with Anxiety
Golden Goat reviews
I had to give Golden Goat a second try and I have to say a few things about this bud in advance. The first thing that threw me for a loop was this treats NAUSEA, and I suffer from a Rare physical Anorexia trait that I can't eat that much my esophagus is stretched open due to a procedure that was done in October.
The first time I tried this it was too much it was exactly like a light salvia trip, and I really don't like salvia it causes my body and mind to melt into everything and taste things I can't taste it was odd, like being able to taste the table it tasted like metal it was really weird, but made me sweat and very paranoid.
Although I did figure out why I felt this way on Golden Goat the first time I tried it. The cause is very different; it turns out I have to be absolutely stuffed to the brim until I really can't eat anymore, even if I wanted too. By doing this it lets my brain know there is absolutely no room for anymore food. Also by doing this I would naturally go into a food coma however golden goat gives me more mental energy as if I had just woken up in the morning it was ASTOUNDING!
I mean never ever ever ever evA~! Have I had a cannabis strain that gives me more mental energy and clairvoyance. The mood of this strain is very happy, uplifting, and not as energetic as I suspected since I also have the mother of this child as well and combining those two is just really really nice.
Golden Goat gives off a pungent Lime/Lemon Pine and Sage/Mint smell that makes my mouth water. Golden goat's mother...smells more like tea and a lot less smelling of the fruit, I think that might come from the hawaiian-romulan father side. I can see the Romulan on this golden goat in the leafs. It looks like a spear head thats been rounded at the top Cola Smaller boulder formations near the end jettison out in other directions, like a rocket ship.
Only dark leafs come from the indica Romulan side. Orange hairs squabble over every calyx, the bud structure is tough hard to break apart, it's also extremely D-D-Dank!
The Taste: tea like, small amounts of lime sage and very pungent pepper at the end. The Vape is thick, but moves through the light swiftly like steam from a train.
The Effects: It's slowly relaxing body making me breath easier in my lungs feel less constricted. My sight makes the light brighter and the streams of light coming from the L.E.D. bulb extrude out as soon as I look away in perifreal vision, and shorten when I refocus my attention on the bulb. Little bit of physical laggyness, if you ever played a pc game and had a server disconnection you'd get like a rubber band effect. Overall pretty happy. It's funny and Ironic I am a Goat in the Chinese zodiac and it's my year :3 This totally gets my goat XDDD.
Very creative as well easy going too!
If you are a cannasour like me and haven't had a chance to try Golden Goat, give it a shot it will be well worth your cents!
Also Happy Holidays & Marry Christmas! :D
⭐ Golden Goat – User Review
Rating: ★★★★★
Reviewer: J.K. Hamilton
Strain type: Sativa-dominant hybrid
THC: 27.5% (Endgame)
Dominant terpene: Terpinolene
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Aroma & Appearance
Opening the bag hits you with an unexpectedly elegant aroma: lime zest layered with sage. It’s bright, herbal, and genuinely pleasant. My batch contained a massive, top-cola nug — golden green with vibrant orange pistils and absolutely coated in trichomes. A true showpiece bud.
Once ground, the scent intensifies: fruity, herbal, peppery, and slightly wild. Classic terpinolene forwardness with clear supporting notes from caryophyllene and myrcene.
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Flavor
Inhale: hazy, spicy lime
Exhale: sweet herbal finish
Terpinolene delivers the fruity citrus lift, caryophyllene adds a pepper kick, and myrcene rounds everything with an earthy sweetness. Very clean vapor at mid-temp (used a Tribal dry herb vape on green setting).
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Effects
Golden Goat delivers an immediate head high that brightens everything around you. Colors feel sharper, thoughts become more spacious, and it leans heavily toward creative introspection rather than sociability.
Although Sativa-dominant, the Indica lineage definitely shows up. After the mental lift, there’s a delayed but unmistakable couch-lock shift; a gentle command to “sit down and stay there.” It’s not sedating, but it’s grounding.
This strain is ideal for:
• creativity
• deep thinking
• mood elevation
• sensory enjoyment
• quiet evenings
• solo activities
Not great for:
• socializing
• high-energy tasks
• cannabis beginners
• late-night overstimulated ADHD brains
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Medical Benefits (Personal Experience)
Golden Goat worked exceptionally well for:
• pain management
• anxiety
• depression
• nausea
• overall body tension
The terpinolene provides uplift while the caryophyllene and myrcene deliver real physical relief.
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Potency Warning
This batch tested at 274.634 mg/g (27.5% THC), and it feels potent. Terpinolene-heavy strains can be overwhelming for inexperienced users. Not recommended for first-timers or anyone sensitive to racy Sativas.
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Overall Impression
Golden Goat is a stunning flower — visually impressive, aromatically unique, and offering a thoughtful, creative high backed by real analgesic value. A strain for experienced users who enjoy bright head effects with anchored body calm.
Final verdict:
🌿 Complex, creative, potent, and not for beginners
Golden Goat by Savvy (Sativa) flower: Come get High with me!
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• first puff, very spicy tasting.
• 2nd puff, high as a kite!
• if I stare at my phone it makes me sleepy. But if I watch tv im zoning into one wave length.
• I feel like a flat line with no personality.
• “if I were to be a rooooobot,”🤖 - yes I think so. Flat line personality and emotions right now.
• its currently, working like I had a ton of energy drinks - bounce off the walls/can’t sit still. Making my ADD turn into ADHD.
• im getting stoner eye vibes✌🏽 (lazy & high but not red).
• I think this is a head high because I feel the head pressure and stiffness
• not so good for headache users. I didn’t have a headache before but with this pressure its creating one. But it has not flared up my major ankle surgery & hasnt flared up my Myofasical Pain Syndrome. I have 4 trigger point lumps that need worked out but hasnt flared that up either. So I wouldn’t 100% rule it out for chronic pain quit yet.
• the high lasted an hour, now im sober very fast. But also had double chocolate mug cake lol craving chocolate.
• the next day: NO anxiety, social anxiety, add very low, night time anxiety, depression felt gone, ptsd, chronic pain, headache, & I recently got diagnosed with adjustment disorder with anxiety and it was the lowest it has ever been.
I had reconstructive ankle surgery with 2 anchors drilled to my bone 11/9/22 (takes 1 yr to fully recover). Just had a follow up mri as I had a ton of pain after surgery and cant move my foot/ankle..found out I have to get reconstructive ankle surgery done again as my body is rejecting the 2
anchors drilled to my bone causing a ton of scarring. My orthopedic said I dont have a choice I have to get it done + 2 torn ligaments + getting an EMG to see if I have tarsal tunnel syndrome or not. I dont plan on getting the surgery till Sept/Oct. But it took that pain away as I deal with daily + migraines (from a bad car accident I was in + myofasical pain syndrome)
• Very impressed by this strain 5/5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
As I pop open the container of this pain clinic I'm a start to see very cloudy yellow dusted buttds. Golden goat has a very citrus and lime smell to them along with a hint of Pine and sage. Golden goat to me is more like a piece of pie or a cup of chai tea it's not as strong as coughing but it gives me the nice mellow relaxed mood that I used to enjoy but these food types.Golden goat gives you a boost of you for sensation that will slowly coming your body then comes in a Nother sensation of darkness Stone key tones and very lemon lime taste as well it's still very pungent and I don't think I could do this constantly as it does cause a lot of dry mouth the dry eyes aren't too bad but there's a little bit of dizziness. I would say golden goat is great when you're looking for not too much of a burst of energy but not too relaxing at the same time it's great for nausea pain stress PTSD ADD ADHD depression and of course ADT if you're experiencing stress and anxiety this is also going to take for this as well I would rate this train four out of five just because the pungent this is too much. Otherwise great strain.
I would describe golden goat as a more of a cousin to juicy fruit. It's basically everything that juicy fruit provides which is a happy uplifting strain that will get you up off your butt and get things going however I would say that golden goat. Is different in the sense that it has a little bit of the Indica side because it has the Romulan parent.giving the strain a little bit more of a relaxed calming feeling but when you need to get things done I would really recommend golden goat to give you more of a cool attitude towards your objectives or goals your checklist yada yada yada. Strong taste of pungent skunk while giving it a little bit more of a sage and pepper taste.when I pop off the top of my 3 g I can smell right off the bat very lime citrus tones underneath that I can smell you don't make it very very harsh tones of sage golden goat bring something other to the strain then you would expect the taste is pungent but I can notice the aftertaste is very earthy. If you're looking for a happy uplifting strain that will still kill mild pain then I would suggest golden goat for you. If you're looking for a harder to train for mood disorders I would suggest something else Goldenville will make you feel uplifted be but those thoughts are still kind of there that's why only right four out of five for golden goat.
Golden Goat-
I went from anxious stressed out I’m not feeling good to taking three puffs about 2 1/2 seconds each. And I feel relaxed I’m happy you enjoying the silly TV that’s on behind me and I just feel great. This one will not be for everyone this is a strain for those of us who will enjoy a cerebral euphoric yet also Anxiety and stress relieving strain. The reason I say it’s not for everyone as the flavor is very very strong. It has a sweet and spicy flavor to it. I absolutely love it I have heard from a source that these are not good that they leak but I have heard about issues and the quality is absolutely fantastic the liquid is beautiful and the effects are amazing. I am going to make sure to pick up a second one of these to have in my drawer just in case my PTSD ask up and nothing else is working for my anxiety. This instantly took everything away. Usually at this time of night I would need to use a concentrate but I was able to just use a cartridge so I am very happy I have only tried the dry leaves from Illera somthis cart Definitely is awesome and I am happy that the healing center in Monroeville carries it. It’s an easy go to strain specific perfect 👌 cart for me. I found a top 8 strain. I put this at number six right under lemon cookies from moxie and right above cookies and chem from prime!
Very nice and not heavy Meaning it actually can be used at anytime of the day which is perfect because the way that this attacks the PTSD symptoms that is awesome that I’ll be able to use this at anytime of the day. I am absolutely floored by the effects that I truly do hope that we can continue to get these I do see that the date on the box package was back in August so I’m a little bit worried. Hopefully they can get product back into Pittsburgh more often.
Friends and I visited Colorado a few years ago. Went to several shops and purchased several strains over a 2 week period. We smoked multiple strains within that time period. Without hesitation, Golden Goat gave me exactly what I needed. I really didn't know what I needed but GG gave it to me.
Being from NC, our apprehension going in to a shop was kinda high (NPI). We were in there, whispering to one another. A budtender started laughing and yelled, "its ok to talk out loud, its all legal here". He asked us to approach the counter. We were amazed at how many different strains and varieties of weed there were. He asked us what we were interested in. He made several suggestions and one happened to be GG.
When we got back to our VRBO, we jumped right in. Granted, it had been several hours since we had smoked so our original high was gone. I decided to try GG first and I am glad I did. I cant really describe the feeling but it was the best Id had in a ling time. As a 40+ year smoker, it was one of the best highs Ive ever had. Havent found a high like it since I left Colorado and would love to get that feeling. I felt rather euphoric and really focused. Energized is an understatement. I walked around the area we were staying with my earbuds in and I felt fan-damn-tastic.
If you get a chance to try this strain, do it. You will not be sorry.
I consider myself to be a novice when it comes to marijuana. I've smoked before, with months between sessions and the weed we got was just "weed". I recently moved to a recreational state, (where I also got my med card) and I've been learning about different profiles and trying to find what worked for me. I accidentally bought this strain thinking it was one of the Leafly award winners, but I'm glad I found it. This has quickly become my go-to in these last few months. The smell reminds me of citrus fruit, and the high feels great in my body without making it hard to concentrate. Doesn't make me sleepy, but when I go to bed, I feel like I am laying down on a cloud. My whole body feels tingly and weightless, I fall asleep almost immediately. I work night shift, so this is very helpful. Doesn't make me feel like I lose concept of time or like I can't hold a conversation. I love popping on a good movie or documentary and relaxing with this strain. Golden Goat will be one I keep around for sure. Don't understand why marijuana is still considered illegal in most places. This is pure plant medicine.






