Golden Pineapple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Pineapple.
I got a gram of this from Cannabis Culture. The bud is glowing as I shine the light from my phone on it, the flick of orange really make this bud look nice.
The smell of this bud will make you think of a sunny holiday you had. The sweet smell of that refreshing fruity pineapple will make you want to eat it. As I break it up into my grinder the fruity smell becomes more powerful. It busts up pretty nice, it sticks together real well too. The fruity smell brings a calming and refreshing vibe over me.
I smoked a bowl of this strain and at first I was a little bit like ‘is that all you got Goldie?” bit jaysus hey, such a smoke!
I was feeling pressure behind my eyes so nice that it was like a head massage! This strain took me floating away and had me glued to the T.V! The euphoria I got from this was so nice. It made me feel so happy and stress free. Not a care in the world!
I did get very paranoid for about half and hour after I smoked a second bowl. The euphoria took over me and my mind went racing! After an hour I settled into a happy lump on the couch with a smile on my face.
Good in small amounts for me. This strain has some bite in it!
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February 2, 2019
Mellow happy high. Not the kind that gets your brain hamster endlessly on the wheel. Helps melt those stress vibes away so you can enjoy just being at peace.
I'm impressed by this strain and I am a veteran smoker. This is the best hybrid strain I have ever tried!
This strain is a favorite in my book because it helps me extremely well with my depression and anxiety on a daily basis.
One of the first strains bought legally in a dispensary when first starting this dreamy escapade into the world of legal cannabis. Around 2 years ago it was strains like Golden Pineapple that are so over the top dank that my curiosity & fascination had me jump in head first. Since that point there has been non stop dispensary hopping, almost 300 strains under my belt, networking with budtenders that know their shit, and the surface has barely been scratched. With this being said it was fate to try this awesome strain because like the term "chasing the dragon" this stoner searches endlessly for super diggity bud like this. There have been few flowers that matched this strain's standards to be honest. The smell is so potent and uniquely happy that thinking of it brings back a nostalgia of the hot summer day GP baked me to the bone. Spicy, sweet tropical flavors stay on the tongue for a long time with a very upbeat terpene profile. Really with Golden Goat as a parent it is hard to go wrong. The only way going wrong could be possible is if a inexperienced smoker partakes because this is strong medicine. The usual high THC content mixed with the more sativa sided buzz could cause some paranoia, anxiety, and unplanned pregnancies because this weed gets folks horny. Plan accordingly!!! Top notch pain reliever also could stave off hunger being a more active buzz with little to no munchies. The high is very fast moving and animated sort of like a movie reel is going over your eyes. Reminiscent of the first time I got high which is great!! A special strain great for recreational purposes to satisfy folks like me who want to get ripped sometimes, but tolerance stands in the way. Golden Pineapple will laugh at the THC saturated body & give it an irie smackdown like no other. All that plus this flower even is pleasant to look at with a pale green interwoven with red & orange hairs. Great strain!!
This is one of the best smelling strains. The citrus scent practically punched me in the face when I opened the container. The bud is beautiful - lots of crystallization and bright green leaves. The smoke has a lingering sweet taste and was very smooth. The high came on incredibly fast and strong - I found my stream of consciousness was pretty clear and I flowed through my writer's block like it was nothing. Towards the end of the high I did some hoop flow and it felt amazing, I was able to relax and stream together moves a lot more smoothly. Another time, I was able to clean my house (and have a nice long nap afterwards). The climax was a heady euphoric feeling that left me giggling at everything. Coming down, I was left with a very relaxed 'everything is going to be alright' feel for hours. The downsides were the dry eye, which happens toward the end (but some clear eyes had me feeling much better). Vision response will be a bit slow. The dry mouth comes a little after the high. And it is DRY MOUTH. I suggest drinking water and/or chewing gum to keep it at bay while you smoke.
I really like this strain. Definitely fruity! I feel more outgoing and my mind feels more at ease when I smoke this.
Love this strain! I got it today. The guy at my local dispensary recommended me this, so I tried it. I took a few hits and I immediately started feeling all my stress slowly fade away. I start looking around at things more positively. I start feeling happy and smiley. I recently lost my apartment and I am now living in my car until I find an apartment and so it’s hard to feel happy, but this strain really does it. I don’t get tired, I have more energy, and it lifts my mood. Only con about it dry mouth. Highly recommend this strain if you need a mood booster!