Gorilla Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Gorilla Cookies.
this stuff is some straight gas. top five strain I've ever smoked.
One of the first strains I got excited about because it had everything I needed in a strain was Gorilla Glue #1, then I got a 1/2oz of this today and.... DAMN! At first, because I'm a daily toker (I suffer from chronic back and knee pain, and sports related plantar fasciitis, along with other issues such as ADHD, PTSD, GAD. and depression) I didn't feel a high (I'd smoked a half a gram), so after a while of waiting to see if maybe it was a strain that was slow in "kicking in " for me, I toked another gram.. And 12 min later that's when it hit... I have to say it's the strangest high I've ever had, but I LOVE it! First I felt all the pain leave, it was like it opened a door and just left.. I was jumping up and down, touching my toes, leaning side to side, all without pain.. Then this excitement hit.. I wanted to do something, run, go for a walk, something active, it was a real URGE (my friend sitting next to me in the car that we were fish-bowling was feeling everything I was feeling, so we started cracking up that we were on the same level.. lol. So it gave us dork brain too.), even though all this was going on, we felt high but not high.. That's the strange thing, for the first 15 to 20 minutes we felt that way, stoned but not stoned, just freaking weird, but in a good way.. lol. Then came the couch lock, but it started in our jaws, then hit our elbows, then the backs of our thighs, and the full lock.. Weirdest experience ever.. But an enjoyable one and this strain is just WONDERFUL for pain.. I've been given so many different medications, but I always refused to take opiods or barbituates, it's never worth the risk to me.. so everything else I tried or was given had zero to little affect, cannabis the the only thing that helps me, and this by far is the best strain I've ever tried when it comes to my pain.
Pardon any typos, run-on sentences, ganked up grammar, and nonsense that may be present in this review.. I'm beyond stoned right now and well, this strain has a way of making your brain stop, and making you not there.. lol. I'm sure it took me 2 hours to type this for all the long pauses I've taken.. I feel like Calculon... lol!
P.S. This site always says most of the strains I've tried is not available in Massachusetts.. Well, I'm sitting here, in Massachusetts, toking on come Gorilla Cookies.. So, color me confused.. lol. It said the same thing for the Gorilla Glue #1 I had, the Kobain, and the Girl Scout Cookies. o_O
March 4, 2019
What an intense first few minutes. Then it eases to be a very happy, productive mood and feeling. I love this because I like to be active and multi-task
Physically very dense, sticky, and covered in a perfect layer of frosty crystals. Signature purple leaves and bright orange hairs that make for a beautiful, colorful bud that looks as good as it smokes. Smells extremely potent even after weeks of storage and tastes oddly similar to Fruit Loops.
Incredibly smooth smoke, tastes great down to the end. High is extremely pleasant and uplifting, but not overly so. No couchlock, but rather the desire to walk, talk, and be with others.
With an impressive lineage of GG4 and GSC Thin Mints, it would be fair to assume that this is gonna be some dank weed and in my opinion, the bud definitely holds up to it's name. Definitely worth the pick up.
Very strong high, and very strong smell - warning if you smell inside
so mental
November 13, 2018
It's 420 everyday with this one.
This strain Gco is a splendid mind “melting” high w/ a very calm and mellow body feel of comfort and reduced pain and tension. Grab a bag of cookies and milk and be prepared to lock into some lengthy gaming sessions or a good Netflix movie.