Granola Funk reviews

THIS THE SHIT.. This is the 1st at time I felt like I had to write a review..! Both my husband and I are serious smokers and last night we forgot we was smoking lmao. I roll up before we go to sleep and when I ash I find the last blunt we never finished from like 3 hrs before lmao which is what I just smoked to W&B and write this review..

A nice body high. Really rejuvenating. I first tried this strain at LOVA in Denver. Loved it

I always tell myself it isn’t a great idea to wake and bake something I’m not super familiar with, but the smell hit the spot and it’s Saturday. So why not? And Now I’m writing a very long Leafly review. Appearance: I went with a really nice fluffy creamy very light turmeric crumble. The flower examples I’ve seen are fat, milky bulbous trichomes with buds in a prism of colors from pine green to violet/Indigo to deep purple all kinda mixed up and capped with a deep burnt orange Colorado sunset. Smell: The example I used here and have seen/smelled don’t come across as granola to me. To me granola is indicative of honey and spice flavors, while there is a certain honey quality here harking back to the Hawaiian genetics. To me it comes across more like a violet mint, lavender and hibiscus lemon bar with a creamy chemy fuel funk frosting. The chem/fuel/funk part stands out, not in an overpowering way but it’s fairly unique. Taste: I used a ceramic vape on low and medium heat. Surprisingly smooth, with a sweet doughy yet refreshing mouthfeel, very flowery with some tart lemon and grapefruit notes. Finishing with a mild sweeter fuel and chem on the exhale. High: Now this is the part that got me, just going off of appearance and smell it wasn’t what I was expecting. If you like really dynamic highs this is a good fit. If you like focused and clearer highs or have anxiety I can’t say I’d recommend it. It is a very hybrid high, almost contradictory at times. Immediately there’s a certain giggly relaxed but awake haze, This quickly transitions into a racy speedy high, the kind where you need to do something that doesn’t require a lot of thought like clean or hike or work out. Finally transitioning into a pretty heady yet narcotic kinda high. I don’t think I would use this as a weekday daytime Strain, but if it’s the weekend and you’re in the mountains or on the beach or just lounging around the house it would work. For night time use I would probably do this one closer to the end of the night when you need a bit of a perk before calling it a night.

/Z o o t e d/ this very funky strain has me landlocked on my couch currently. what started as a very buzzy head high quickly turned into full body relaxation with a nice giggle while watching Masterchef and eating pork rinds. looking forward to a nice drift to bed. 10/10 would recommend

It’s a real good 50/50. I want to chill but also zone out a bit on some TV, without getting completely stuck in the couch.

5 outta 5 great calming but funky focused at same time! face strain in a long time! best use at 🌙 night or when you need to chill out asap!

Wow... this is another winner. Granola Funk does not disappoint. Takes a bowl and a half to get me there, but when I it does get me there............ God Lord, i am so there. Like another poster mentioned, it gives a feel similar to girl scout cookie, but a little heavier and a touch more euphoric. I'm loving this right now. I highly (excuse the pun) recommend.

Definitely hits like cheese... with a piney aftertaste. A balanced high.