Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
I like how I feel. Nice, smooth body high. Very heavy feeling. It tastes horrendous though. I got a cartridge of Sticky Fish’s Grease Monkey. It’s the first time I’ve had GM and boy I don’t like the taste. It’s a 5 star high, but the taste is so abysmal to me I have to give it 4 at the most.
July 4, 2023
The modifications on these genetic masterpieces are exquisite. The scent is like smelling the petals of a lovely sunflower to euphoric visions of gold flakes of rain. This is a joy to experience!
Very much a before bed smoke. Wouldn't recommend for daytime use. Has great painkilling and anti-anxiety effects which are great for curling up and watching a nature doc or playing a chill game before bed.
LoVed it…I like my greens funky and it did not disappoint. You can definitely smell the gorilla glue (my fav strain) in this. The cookies and cream side gives it a delicious smoothness I greatly appreciate it. Grease Monkey is a must try for everyone, no matter what strains you usually go for. Grade At
Unreal body high on this one. I'd imagine it's close to what a high dose of strong RX painkillers would feel like.
Tingles all over, especially my legs. Hit this if you want to just melt into yourself.
Fan of Cookies & Cream, and not of GG4. I've tried GG on a million different occasions, as flower, dabs, and edibles, and it just makes me feel depressed as shit. Tried grease monkey flower one with hopes it might be different and I was right! It has the heaviness, potency (31.0% THC), and gripping feel that I liked in GG4, but without any of the mental yuck that I felt with it before. Instead, the head high is ethereal and uplifting, without being too intense at all. Felt like I was being tightly wrapped in a big blanket. Buzzing and slightly disorienting head high. Shared a joint with my boyf and we felt like we were on a hot air balloon. Excellent for nighttime use, not ideal for daytime. Imo, best enjoyed if you have a night were u just want to be faded asf and feel nice and comforted. One of the only fully enjoyable couch locks I have ever experienced.
April 8, 2023
It’s a really nice strain. The only reason I give 4/5 stars is because it’s a really mellow smoke and I like something with a bit more kick. If you enjoy taking things easy and want a chill buzz, this is the weed for you. If you want something with more zip, I’d skip it or save it for a rainy day. ❤️❤️❤️
The funky monkey! My favorite indica strain. It’s just so good. Runtz but for indica. Get some.