Grease Monkey reviews

One of my top 5 strains I’ve had ever. Strong fast effects one puff had me melted to my seat.

This strain relaxes my body and mind. No anxiety at all with it.

Blazed it up in the morning to play some video games and I wrecked more than usual. But definitely makes you feel more relaxed and it is more on the indica side. After about an hour I made my way to my bed to take a nap because it does make you sleepy if you smoke a good amount of it. Other than that I prefer chiefing it if I’m in a relaxing chill environment.

Grease Monkey strain is potent, indica dominant, and dank. I like the gas and piney aroma, earthy and piney flavor. This strain is good for medical benefits and with a long lasting hybrid head and body relaxing stoned, indica dominant.

looks great, nice fat nugs. Hits nice and smooth, but smells a bit more on diesel side; Super Skunky and Earthy too.

Awesome gassy taste and super relaxing high. Definitely a new favorite for personal sessions. 10/10 highly recommend

Great strain for pure relaxation or even help with sleep. Aromas of skunk fill the air. Great indica and a nova farms staple

So I wanted a bong hit the other day, only I don't have a bong because when you're over 50 and sporting a 3-foot-long lung-killer, people either shake their heads sadly at you or try to cop your dope. Shit, what to do? Well, the first thing to do is look around and see if you have an apple to smoke out of, because that shit was the bees knees back in '79. No apple? Alright, what about a nice fat joint? THERE ya go! And what better strain to blast some brain cells with than Grease Monkey? A tubby toober of GM and you're just a short stumble from Happyland. This is some smiley-ass weed. You will wonder why your face is hurting until you realize that you've got the Jokergrin going on and people around you are wondering what the fuck you're so happy about, what with a Cheet-O in the White House and your cat taking its third dump of the day in your potted Hydrangea. So many fucks you will not give that Congress will erect a statue in your honor bearing the plaque, "Dedicated to (Your Name Here): That Dude(tte) HELLA Didn't Give Any Fucks -- thanks to GREASE MONKEY!" For years to come, assorted flavors of stoners, loadies and heads will trek in from miles always to view this wonder of tax-payer-financed piss-art. And there they will toke mightily of the Grease Monkey until they're grinning like a tribe of stoned apes. Thus is the joy of Grease Monkey: you may not have a bong; you may not have an apple, but with GM, you've always got a reason to smile.