Grease Monkey reviews

This is nice! Like I'm on a puffy kitten just chillin' and I'm fine not playing Xbox at the mo'. Pleasant terps with earthy notes; good with oat milk iced coffee.

gives me the greasy shits

Great smooth smoke. It is a really good hybrid.

There wasn't really much to say either way about Grease Monkey. First there was no visual of this bud since this strain was already rolled up in 2 prerolls weighing .75 each. This also doesn't give me much of an opinion as for the smell of this flower before burning a la jar. This almost gave way to the notion of doing this review at a later time. After thinking about it over the length of a doobie it seems now is the time for one reason alone. It took me several passes on this strain before letting a budtender coax me into it so unless fate makes it happen again with a great deal the opportunity may not ever arise. Not the biggest fan of the G Glue strain with a preference for #12 so there was a preconceived bias. The Cookies & Cream other half of lineage made this a little better in my mind and also in the taste of smoke. The smoke was not super tasty, but it did bite back in my throat making me cough every hit. The kind of irritation or bite that only cannabis produces where by the time that quick cough is over the head is stoned. The rest of the buzz seems to spread from that ganja bite in back of head & throat down to lungs than throughout body catching up to head very fast. So this was no creeper and the high although very down the middle hybrid had a thick insulated feeling around forehead and cheeks. The high was functional , pretty boring effects overall albeit a long lasting 2-3 hour. Could be used for very light pain relief or mood elevation. Personally would not use for either unless there was nothing else. Would consider this a recreational weed that would be great for light or first time users. If this strain and I cross paths again by chance this review will be updated.

One of my all time favorites for a ‘daytime’ strain. You definitely get the gas from the GG4 but has a great anchor from the Cookies ‘n Cream genetics. I’m currently growing eight of these ladies. They are very forgiving to nutrient issues but very pH sensitive. Lovely flower, iced out and Very Very little smell. What it lacks in odor, it makes up for in flavor. These plants usually produce around 5oz/sqFt. I’m getting just under 1Lb per plant of dry weight. They have a perfect leaf-calyx ratio and I’ve been able to get an average bud (4th or 5th node level) to test at 26.8% thc and .89 CBD. Easy grow, great bud. If you have a chance to buy this one, take it. Dry mellow high with a clear head. You’ll be able to get quite a lot done during the day but if you over-indulge, you’ll be stuck on the couch. Perfect cross of genetics here. A must try IMO. Peace!

Shit got me so high I went to work at 1am when I work at 1pm

Stuuuuuupid fire 🔥 as soon as I opened this jar of @710labs grease monkey #15 live hash rosin it stunk up my whole room!!!⛽️🐒 slapped me in the face🤤👋🏽 this strain does not disappoint at all👅👌🏽

I had sex on this strain.... I now know how a fire-hose feels 👍