Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
December 26, 2018
This That Real Premium (93)
On God
Definitely a tasty flower. Very sweet and headache was gone within minutes of smoking. Definitely a strain that can be smoked for an everyday uplift. It got me talking and got my creativity flowing a little bit while also keeping me slightly relaxed to where I was at a comfortable high.
Picked this one up from a local dispensary when the guy behind the counter got gitty telling me about it i knew i was in for something. At first look looked like something out of Mr. Freeze's stash. Got home took a few good bong rips. On exhale i was hit with a sweat yet skunky taste almost like kissing the God of skunks. Once the effects started to lean in I was put into what I call the ideal video game state, as in I was in complete cerebral euphoria while still clear enough to focus and be alert. Hands down one of my go to's when they have it in stock. Urban Wellness is in my opinion one of the top 3 in the state.
I have trouble eating enough and this strain definitely helps more than some in making me hungry enough to eat. It gives a pleasant overall feeling where every sensory experience is emphasized in an enjoyable way.
I can feel the effects kicking in as I write this. Feeling very dream-like and tingly. Feels amazingly pleasant! Taste of the dab was fruity and piney with some earthy diesel in there. Smooth hit even with some admittedly satisfying coughing.
November 12, 2018
loved the way it looked, smelled, tasted, smoked and affected. perfect evening smoke, NOT daytime.
Just got this strain for the first time, and despite usually going for THC levels of over 20% (this specific batch being 18.2) I am honestly thoroughly impressed. The smell is beyond belief. It's a skunky diesely lemony smell and definitely leaves a skunky flavour behind. Currently using for pain, and this definitely hit the nail there. Feeling super relaxed mentally and physically. Don't recommend for beginners lol.
This strain makes me rather lazy. Gives a good head high, beautiful euphoria. But a damn good body high. Feels like I'm floating in place. Better for like a 8 or 9pm smoke. Good sleepy strain too.
This strain is perfect for; listening to some music, watching Netflix or YouTube, or just to relax after a long day.
Does have a harsh hit, and will make you cough like a chimney.