Guru reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Guru.
fruity but gassy indica. has a fruit-pine-diesel profile on smell and taste. I rolled a 1 gram doob and it was very relaxing. Could be a little bit more strong on the smell and taste that's why only 4 stars. The flower I smoked tested 23%thc.
Got Guru in rso syringe form in a 8/8 pan it is okay a clam relax little head feel in there get a little rest relax after a day of these stressful times no a go to sleep like a sunset or something like that but my tolerance is higher than most it took four to get a few hours fest six an I am up but feel little tingly once an again other than that it's okay better than a few I have had so no complaints it's worth adleast trying it out in rso syringe.
March 8, 2022
Dabbed a good amount of this and I am super surprised. I’m… very, very baked.
I think the high is comparable to GSC in the way that my chronic pain doesn’t bother me and I can still function. It is very body heavy but goes straight to the dome when you get up and start doing things. It’s a creeper and you definitely want to do Guru in a few sessions to feel it out. No weird introspective monologue here. Just feel good and definitely stimulating in a old-fashioned indica way but I feel a uplifting sativa quality to this strain when talking and being active.
Taste is amazing. Tastes like a fruity candy but the exhale is definitely something different that I can’t pin down.
Overall, very impressed and I might track down some flower of this to see what it actually looks and smells like. I’m sure it’s a beautiful bud.
Omg I had the most insane experience on Guru! I smoked just a bit much on the bong but omg I was transported to another world. It was transcendent and peaceful. Literally felt connected to the universe. Absolutely amazing experience!!
Very nice strain to calm down with after the most anxious, first clenching days. I had never tried grapefruit flavor before, and i went in not knowing :') I'm still trying to get that acquired taste down, because this bud absolutely delivers. Some puffs actually seemed a little orangey too at times which thankfully broke up the flavor. It's definitely a jar I'd keep to the side for days off of work, when you have to break the "Go-go-go" mode and force yourself to relax.
Heavy strain. Only use if ur regular user. This stuff hits like a beautiful hammer.
I love the smell of this fruity tree. I have a tree version and holy smokes of purple rain is there purple in that buddling!! Cheers y’all, extremely relaxing and happy attitude. Great strain for after dinner and you feel tired or just taking a nice rest after a long day of work. Seductive Indica all the way. One of my favorite strains since FL Medical Patient as well. Shmoke it on buddies 🤙🏼
Overall: 10/10
Psychoactive: 8/10
Energy: 4/10
High: 9.5/10
Happiness: 8.5/10
This has an amazing citrus flavor on the inhale and exhale. The buds have purple abs frosted with trichomes. MUV in Florida has it. One of my weekly favorites.