Jillybean reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Jillybean.
Just came across this yesterday, and it is indeed nomz. It looks and smells more funky than it tastes alone : large frosty, densely pistilled, light green sativa shaped colas, pleasant and smooth hitting, unique, mellow earthy/mango taste from well grown flower in new glass.
Subtle yet sly, this girl might be one you'd underestimate if you didn't see what went into the next J your very chatty but suddenly quiet buddy passes you.... since damned if it doesn't change your head space before you're finished with the 2nd inhale. This coulda been called "wtf was I rambling about?!" This is an bullet-train of thought eliminator - which is nice, or nicely frustrating; if you were previously thinking stressful, or stressfully important thoughts... what were those again? Doesn't matter. Try. Juuust try to remember... anything close to that point you are flailing to make. Such as pondering why you are you getting blazed with such important stuff to think?
These, and many other cerebrally deep thoughts twirl to bits and bytes out of your short term memory. So an hour or 2 later you won't even be able to convey how Jillybean crept up, suddenly pounced and planted you face down in your own drool. Insomia anyone? Problem solved. Seriously. Far more effective than the nightly zolpidem CR I've taken for decades (and now, no longer need whatsoever).
So naturally the always super good and responsible decision making part of my brain decided, all by itself kind you... that this needed to be stronger. Therefore, while hopelessly rambling before drool-thirty, I whipped up some rosin from it. Same effect, just an order of magnitude mo'betta. Promptly upgrading us from, say, flying upon a private G5 (which sooo doesnt suck) to what I can only imagine a kushy Concorde seat was like.
The only negatives? Short lived, dry eyed and unconcious may not be best for daytime? With a few more generations to work in some longer legs, this will girl be astronaut material. Si do keep at it you crazy breeders - fine, fine job here indeed.
I smoke this strain first thing in the morning or before focusing on something for hours. Not good for super high anxiety. Great for road trips. Didn’t notice taste but then again I had a sinus infection. First time I smoked this I was stressed out and it only added to my stress. I got super paranoid. The second time I smoked it I was up early about to prepare for a long road trip. No adverse effects.
Absolutely charming the way it pulls you in with it's sweet citrus scent, and letting you go with a heavy spice. Great for creative time, bad for pain. Its a longer lasting high with a tad less of the munchies.
Thick plumes of smoke fill the lungs as you take a deep breath of this sweet, yet tart tastey bud. As you slowly exhale the smoothness of the rich smoke... you might start to feel a bit like Mathew McConaughey. 😎😂
[doing inner monologues]
This bud leaves you being able to maintain/function, but also in deep thought/spaced out.
Very mood uplifting and enhances creativity. Good anytime strain if unemployed lol wouldn't recommend at night if you are employed, as this strain definitely left me feeling hyperactive, energetic, creative but a tad spaced out too lol
All around choice bud. 💚
Psychedelic. Balanced high, heavy indica finish that usually ends with a nap. Smells delicious, like a fruit garden (it doesn’t smoke sweet though). Smoke is LOUD; beware in smaller spaces.
I’d hoped to feel more energetic. I’ve been inspired to write for the first time in a while, and enjoy lucid dreams, but it’s not sativa dominant. It takes the edge of my lower back pain as well. Probably too strong for most to use during the day. Perfect for a nature walk or sci-fi movie.
710 Kingpen Jilly Belly
A very cerebrally-happy high with a vicious fucking dark side. The calm slightly tingly euphoria will bring you to a place where life is good, and everything is right with the world. But around every merry corner is a nasty paranoid fear that will chase you down some dark alleys, and leave you so emotionally drained that there's nowhere to the left to go but back to fucking happy-town.
February 28, 2019
definitely my favorite
Nice, happy strain. Kept me uplifted and in a good mood. Very smooth, fruity flavor. The high wore off quickly though. My partner and I can usually share about half of a 1g pre-roll together and its plenty. We finished off this one in one night and were wishing we had more. Would like to try this in a concentrate.