MTF reviews

Sticky sweet buds. Burns nice and smooth. I usually vape but wanted somthing to smoke when im away from the vape and this fits the bill. Didnt leave you foggy or stupified. Instead you feel pretty good snd ready to get $tuff done

Pine, alfalfa, spinach, kale, kelp, seaweed. Buds are light and airy. smoke is light and lightly perfumed with a hint of hops, This is a personal favorite going back to the early 90's. Used to knock people out with a 5' bong and the Alaskan version of this strain...lol! Hits immediately, very powerful. Eyes start spinning. Had to put it down after a few hits. Made me dizzy.through the vape tastes like cool air and masa. Good recreational.

Genetics: Haze x Northern Lights x Skunk x Highland Oaxacan Gold Looks: Absolutely beautiful. Light green with some of the most amazing pistils I’ve ever seen. Hairs are long, mustard/creamsicle colored, and upon further review through a microscope, decked out with amber trichs. Sugary as all hell, a gorgeous representation of the strain. Smell: Skunk comes through heavy in the smell, lots of Haze notes too. Really just sweet, piney skunkiness with a dankitude that’ll leave you stinking in the streets. Taste: Just like it smells. The likeness is uncanny and delicious, and will linger for minutes as you keep salivating. Took a few hits from the 5 footer and it was like getting punched in the face by an evergreen wearing lemon cologne. Buzz Type: Good, but not quite classic MTF potency. The one caveat I have about the bud is the strength; it’s a remarkable, uplifting high that conjures memories of Durban and LSD strains.

Best sativa I've ever had I was up I was relaxed enjoying my drive to AZ I did feel as tense I was in such a stoney mood I stopped and got a coffee and the little hole your supposed to sip out of I accidently held backwards and burned my nose. Overall excellent strain highly reccommend everyone tries it once you'll have a hard time finding the real deal in Cali though but good luck

My favorite strain, as others have mentioned its phenomenal for pain relief.

Matanuska or "Alaskan" thunderfuck or "Tundra" from the Matanuska region of Alaska. Tundra is Alaskan for grasslands and this plant has an interesting history I won't go into here, (hit google, geeks!) It is a SATIVA DOM hybrid crossed with the Alaskan Indica TUNDRA. God, I love these strains... constantly changing, from trippy and lost in thought and "I'm moving in slow motion" to happy, creative, but still completely euphoria driven high. Nipped the knife in the back feeling that so often accompanies the fibromyalgia and nerve damage surging through my spine and replaces it with calm. Holy fuck. Hard to come by and always jump if you get a chance to experience something amazing..........See, now I'm starving and truly digging Desi Arnaz on the ol black n white... He was badass. "The Great Philanderer.".... King of Cuba. Beyond his "Lucy" numbers, seriously pick up an album of his. Try, "Quisas, Quisas, Quisas." ... sorry. That's what I mean and why I LOVE this strain. Heavenly.

The Thunder Fuck part of the name is very appropriate. Left me feeling more numbed down there than any thing I've had before, and it was a long night for the wife. Who needs Viagra?

I am one of those fortunate ones, also familiar with many strains; She has what is known as expansive smoke, and is strong, but gentle. Wouldn't dream of letting this one go in favor of another!!