Pineapple Express reviews

It smells like God's vagina

Where to begin..... This is a legendary strain! So much has already been said about Pineapple Express. I was lucky enough to finally try this strain recently, and I must say, my expectations were sky high- mainly due to claims like “Hands down the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.” Aroma- To me, Pineapple Express has a floral/fruity smell. The name itself makes a lot of sense, and given this strains origins(Hawaiian/Trainwreck), I figured it would smell tropical. I wouldn’t say Pineapple is specifically apparent in the smell, but it definitely has a sweet smell. Taste- Sweet and Tropical. Truly great. The flavor is much more general than pineapple, as hints of citrus and other tropical fruits are present in my experience. Effects- With my few experiences, the best way to describe the effects is that it is a mood booster. I didn’t feel very energized after smoking it like I saw some people suggest, but it didn’t make me tired either. The high itself is well balanced. Not overly euphoric but enough to be satisfied. I had a fairly clear mind, and was able to hold conversations fine. Pineapple Express seems to be a versatile experience, as it can help you unwind without feeling very tired. Overall, Pineapple Express has a fantastic taste and aroma, while leaving you with a solid, well balanced high. I can’t say “It’s the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked”, but I was nonetheless pleased with my experiences.

perfect head high without getting too tired

I bought it in a cartridge. Brand was FREE (not literally) it was okay. Have me a head change but didn't last long. Tasted great. And lasted me a good 4 days so all in all I'd probably only buy again if I didn't have money to get a good brand or it was the only 1 available.

Mark Feels: talkative, energetic, able to think kinda, and hungry Julayne Feels: not too tired, talkative, and little bit spacey

it's like killing a Unicorn...

Just hit this once and man it hit me hard in a nice hybrid way. Some reviews say its not very strong but this grow topped out at 27% and my lord this stuff will get you stoned.

It’s obviously known that this is an amazing sativa, great for an joint in the porch if you got one. From this experience I was extremely focused and ready for the day. It scratches your throat a little bit, but not to the point where it’s uncomfortable or not worth it.