Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
August 12, 2019
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My go to strain. It’s like taking adderal but without the nasty side effects! Takes the edge off small aches and pains and keeps me moving and motivated. Definitely a mood booster. Pineapple Express makes cleaning fun and jogging 1000% better! Can’t get enough of this strain. It’s one I’m finding I never want to be without!
I'm a fairly small female who smokes the concentrated cartridges as opposed to traditional flower. I enjoy Pineapple Express. It evaporates any anxiety and stress that I am carrying physically and mentally without the "couch-lock" sensation. The strain has a decent taste and aroma although a little hard hitting.
Personally, I found this to be a weak strain. I've held off on this review for about a year because I wasn't sure if I was just not getting the most optimal use out of Pineapple Express but I've come to find that this one just isn't for me but could be for others.
For me this is a bubbly high; it's like the light beer of the liquor world and that it takes a very large amount of it to get me feeling anything 'worthwhile'. However, Pineapple Express being a hybrid I do have to praise it for being precisely in the middle of that spectrum. The balance struck is perfect should one be looking for an afternoon delight as it should leave you in above moderate condition.
Having the pleasure of enjoyed this through flower and vape carts I can firmly say that the flavor is incredibly tropically fruity. I'd argue a more banana taste over a pineapple one but it doesn't detract from the enjoyment.
Tl;dr: A fine strain for a beginner or average user to get them through a light afternoon. Uplifting, subtle head high, and a soothing relaxation with a fruity hit to the taste buds. Not for me, but might be for you!
So I typically get syringes of extract and throw them in a reusable c-cell with a ceramic mouthpiece, and this was no exception. I need 90% extracts to get what I'm looking for.
With that said, I can say right off the bat that this strain is immediately helpful with joint pain and aches. The bones in my wrist click during a variety of motions, and this strain helps keep rigidity in limbs without giving any mind to it. By no means am I saying this locks joints up, but it helps control motion so as to not find myself in painful situations.
After a roughly 15-minute onset into the full force of the extract, my appetite is growing which is a blessing today. I'm not sure if it's the relief of stress or the salivation that's finally ensuing, but it's the main application I have for THC products so I'm content with these results. A friend of mine just passed and I have had a very rough time getting food into my system, but this is helping to build up motivation.
I must say it does not life up to the top reviews --personally I think it's frustrating when someone can't leave a proper review or give any worthwhile sentences about the effects. As far as mental coherency goes, I'm typing this and at the height of the effects after having half a dozen rips at the end of a sober day. If anything, I'm disappointed as I usually skew towards indicas and this was my first hybrid purchase in a month or so. it certainly didn't make me quote a movie or post something less than what I expected to see in the Leafly review.
Back on topic --I think the flavor is the last thing to mention.. The taste profile is not consistent among extracts of various suppliers, and my disappointment in the brand's cartridges means I won't be advertising them here. Even still, this one had no special terpine notes.
I hope this review was more helpful than the Leafly page or the yahoo's in the top section...Thanks for your time, and be safe/legal!
I had Pineapple Express miss from cuts leaf. Some of the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked. Light sweet taste on the mids compared to high grade mendo breath. Light sweet in pineapple. Smells sweeter
Defintely feel the alertness and energetic high after just a couple bong hits, I have a higher tolerance and this weed hits me very good, I love the feeling of this high and recommend it!
It tastes and smells like its home grown.