Pineapple Express reviews

If you plan to buy this bud but at least an 1/8 of it, it's a super sweet smoke but the buds don't bust up too well. I ground up 1g and I got enough for a packed one pinner. With that been said, Pineapple Express is a new afternoon strain for me. Very energetic and head clear high. I felt alert and ready for an adventure. Only small amounts of paranoia, not sure how this would differ in a crowd. I'll be using this strain again. couch>

I give this three stars because this strain got me high as a kite. I suffer from anxiety and depression and PTSD. This strain made my anxiety 10 times worse. I literally couldn’t feel my feet touching the ground. Lasted for about an hour of high anxiety and than a slow motion giggly phase came on. I fell asleep playing Xbox and didn’t wake up until the next morning. Good strain for someone who likes the cerebral effect. For those of us who suffer from panic, stick with Indicas.

i was awake for hours but very calm and i got so much homework done and i was very happy and talkative!!

made me productive without too much of the head high

It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn. With like a bomb.

This strain is my number one strain! I have a complicated case of Hashimoto's Hypothyroid, and because of this also suffer from Fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Adrenal Fatigue, and IBS. As well as having anxiety. This strain handles all of these issues perfectly. Without it, it is often difficult to do daily tasks and get up at a decent hour. With this strain though I feel like superwomen, I'm up dancing in the morning and feel like a new person. I was even able to go to an event where I stood and danced for 6 hours straight because of this strain. That's something I haven't been able to do for years! This strain is incredible at helping chronic pain, lack of energy, nausea/stomach pain, lack of apetite, and anxiety. Pineapple Express lets me feel like a normal person again.

i don't think I've ever tried a better strain than this one! The best for me. Gives you a happy, light, relaxed high. 👌🏼

This is THE perfect strain for early morning and mid day that works wonders for me. Normally mornings, due to some previous life stuff, aren't good. THIS strain says "NO, here's a ton of positivity, happiness, etc to make your day great and I am cramming it down your throat and you'll like it. Also it's one I can smoke more of and not get paranoid. It makes me more care free and no so overly analytical of the world around me. I just want to be happy on it! The effects, definitely will make you space out, it hits hard. No couch lock, thoughts aren't racy but still energizing. Sativa leaning because you can get up and do stuff, and feel like it is debating a nap. Be careful though, it's Indica side will hit if you smoke a lot. It keeps you in the present moment, you don't start thinking about the past or worry about the future. You can walk around easily without too much body buzz which causes the awkward walking. Dulls pain, but if it's anything other than a moderate headache, or mild pain physically, you'd be better off with another strain geared towards those types of ailments.