Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
Got 2 J's for $5
Each one tests 30% THC🔥
Love the Pineapple smell and funk ✌️💯
its a good strain. It does make you feel alittle bit spacey. It helps my pain.
it's a solid strain. made me get up and do things on the farm. I have anxiety already and this strain made my anxiety a little worse. still enjoyed the high.
I dont say this lightly, this strain is weed PERSONIFIED! This is the ONLY strain where anxiety and paranioa don't overcome it or creep in the back of the mind. It's a sativa yet has the body high, calmness, and a slight body tingle of a really good indica. If you want to sleep you can, if you want to get up you can, no couch lock. Munchies are slight but not overbearing, youll be satisfied with a good meal not raiding your pantry every 5 seconds. And the best part is that the strain lasts a long time roughly 2+ hours you'll still have a dumb grin with nothing being able to bring your mood down. Even slight annoyances go away with ease. If I could smoke this everyday I would! My 2nd fav strain of all time!❤️🔥
May 28, 2026
My number 2 best taste, and one of my most favorite strains, the gold pine taste, the looks, taste in dispos in general, and lastly the nice just stands out
This is a great strain for both night time and during the day for me. It makes me feel super relaxed. It’s definitely more of a head high. This strain doesn’t give me the munchies at all which I really like because I eat too much lol. It really helps with my severe anxiety and depression. It also really helps me to chill out at night. It also helps me focus on things so much better since my adhd makes it extremely hard to focus most of the time. It does make me a bit tired especially towards the end of the high. But not too tired, I can still function during the day after smoking Pineapple Express. If I wanted to though I could lay down and sleep while high on this strain. Also it helps with my migraines and not many things help my migraines.
Copped an oz of this, and Pineapple Express to me feels like what a sativa should be. Content-filled relaxation yet there’s also innate motivation, so you can either chill or get something done; choice is yours. Makes your steps lighter, bouncier even. You’re happier after smoking this. Good strain.
December 27, 2025
Got 2 ounces of crumble from Discount Pharms. Low terpines but what was there was peppery pineapple, very off-putting with the edibles I ended up making as it slightly burned your mouth and throat (the terpines). The quality of the concentrate was pretty poor too. Either way the strain was energizing and not very mentally focusing but definitely an early daytime strain. Would like to try a better quality product of this strain.