Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
The perfect strain for people who strictly prefer smoking indica all the time . This is a 60/40 sativa-dominant strain , so it will still give you most of the good effects that you’re used to experiencing with indica’s , but still be a satisfactory dominant , allowing you to feel a high that is honestly amazing . makes me miss sativas in general . switch it up ! try this strain. pineapple express is nuts .
This made me so high I wrote a review, forgot to hit publish, and thought I actually posted the review.
Wonderful sativa, great if you're prone to paranoia from sativas like myself.
I watched the film in theaters high and really enjoyed the experience. Ever since, I’ve been curious about whether or not this strain existed. When I finally found it, I was slightly underwhelmed. The flavor and sent was delicious but the high was pretty basic.
The worst strain I’ve ever encountered in all my years of smoking, despite all its infamy w/ said movie. Makes me sooo irritable, on edge, and anxious. Legit the opposite of anything you’d wanna be after hitting the bong. Can confirm any friend that smoked with me felt the same. If it was between being sober or only getting to smoke Pineapple Express for the rest of my life, call me Sober Sally.
This strain is a heavy hitter in the most graceful way of that very thing.. it is a balanced saliva. Not all head like headband strain. It very self centered in its nature when it hits you, and it gives you the choice to accept the pleasant surprisingly lovely graze of a warm rub touch from a woman. All through your body. While bringing all your attention to what’s above, not below you, such as stupid stressful wastes this world tries dragging you down with. NO! It takes you to your high places inside and allows you to come down at your discretion. Giving it a feeling like you have a best friend accompanying you the whole time. Top shelf. Depending on where you go to get it. And also if you take it on Klonipin then you will feel like you are floating. 😉🤭
Amazing
Holy giggles!!! I literally had to walk out of the room to catch my breath from laughing so hard. I don’t think any other strain ever hit like that. Super fun and kicks in fast!!!!
April 1, 2024
Loves it