Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
April 10, 2018
nice smelling, nice tasting, good high, not what you'd expect
This one's a bit of a mixed bag for me. On one hand, for some reason this strain seems weak for me, but on the other hand, once you finally get high its good and the smoke is so smooth. Tastes like absolutely nothing going in, and slightly fruity/earthy on the way out. Oh it also made me giggly.
April 17, 2018
This has help me with my blood pressure
Great for day time use.
Goldilocks weed – a phrase my friend coined for Pineapple Express. A phrase I subsequently hijacked, which he’ll never remember of course because he was so high on Pineapple Express. If you’re looking for the perfect balance between creative/social functioning and decent pain/stress relief, PE is just the ticket. Not too hot, not too cold. Also, not to imply that PE lacks a punch. It’s not for beginners as depending on your grower, THC levels can top out at 26%. In a few words, Pineapple Express is an excellent ‘happy hour’ weed and absolutely my go-to favourite.
Great for wake n bakes, daytime smoke. I don’t get anxious feeling as I often do with most hybrids and sativas. I could comfortably smoke this all day and still get everything I need done...done! I would definitely acquire more of this strain!
December 21, 2017
I was in some heavy traffic after smoking this, I must of been pretty stoned because it kept feeling like my car was rolling back but it wasn’t.... (I drive a stick in the U.S. save the manuals!!!!) lol other than that, one the best strains I’ve ever smoked. Well worth the hype
August 5, 2017
Appearance-smell-quality: Very light green. Smells like sweeter than sour pineapple, a bit pungent and a bit sweet.
Perception -
Sounds: Sounds are electric sharp
Taste: Amplified a bit
Brain performance:
Energy: Jittery energy
Motivation: Motivates me to do a bunch of stuff
Info processing: Very sharpened
Focus: A little bit defocused
Introversion: Much less than most
Creativity: Pattern recognition but not much in the way of crazy ideas and thoughts
Speech: More clear than most
Mood:
Euphoria: Feels like nothing is wrong!
Happy: Cheery
Socializing: Hell yeah!
Body:
Relaxant: Relaxing, but not too relaxing
Any characteristics that are not notable are not included*
Strain rating is based on my subjective preference**