Goldilocks weed – a phrase my friend coined for Pineapple Express. A phrase I subsequently hijacked, which he’ll never remember of course because he was so high on Pineapple Express. If you’re looking for the perfect balance between creative/social functioning and decent pain/stress relief, PE is just the ticket. Not too hot, not too cold. Also, not to imply that PE lacks a punch. It’s not for beginners as depending on your grower, THC levels can top out at 26%. In a few words, Pineapple Express is an excellent ‘happy hour’ weed and absolutely my go-to favourite.
Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
Great for day time use.
This has help me with my blood pressure
Appearance-smell-quality: Very light green. Smells like sweeter than sour pineapple, a bit pungent and a bit sweet. Perception - Sounds: Sounds are electric sharp Taste: Amplified a bit Brain performance: Energy: Jittery energy Motivation: Motivates me to do a bunch of stuff Info processing: Very sharpened Focus: A little bit defocused Introversion: Much less than most Creativity: Pattern recognition but not much in the way of crazy ideas and thoughts Speech: More clear than most Mood: Euphoria: Feels like nothing is wrong! Happy: Cheery Socializing: Hell yeah! Body: Relaxant: Relaxing, but not too relaxing Any characteristics that are not notable are not included* Strain rating is based on my subjective preference**
This one's a bit of a mixed bag for me. On one hand, for some reason this strain seems weak for me, but on the other hand, once you finally get high its good and the smoke is so smooth. Tastes like absolutely nothing going in, and slightly fruity/earthy on the way out. Oh it also made me giggly.
I was in some heavy traffic after smoking this, I must of been pretty stoned because it kept feeling like my car was rolling back but it wasn’t.... (I drive a stick in the U.S. save the manuals!!!!) lol other than that, one the best strains I’ve ever smoked. Well worth the hype
Great for wake n bakes, daytime smoke. I don’t get anxious feeling as I often do with most hybrids and sativas. I could comfortably smoke this all day and still get everything I need done...done! I would definitely acquire more of this strain!
I've been reading about the Express of Pineapple goodness. Im going to be picking up an Oscar in about 30 min..... Im bi-polar manic depression and from what is been said should be. very helpful.... Trainwreck is top 3 strains for me and is what l feel the apitamy of creeper bud...... So Im looking forward to the enjoyment of PEx.... also love the movie...."l thought hurricane season was over"! Sorry had to say precursor...... Rating to follow shortly.