Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
Great high to chill out with a bud and demolish a pizza then pass the duck out at 2am. Haha
Pineapple Express is one of the true gems of the cannibis phenotype universe. It's very pleasant to look at, for starters. The buds are modest -- not slutty -- in size, with a variety of colors from deep green through bright copper, with a good bit of yellow-green fuzz at the flower bases and along the bud stems. My sample looked like a chaste little Christmas tree. But what a hedonistic pleasure to consume! The aromas are magnificent -- cedar, pinapple primarily --and the cure on mine, at least, made it very pleasant to inhale. The buzz is second to none, if you like sativas. Done right, as I believe mine was, this phenotype makes for a worthy, upbeat, productive smoke (such as writing a hemp review!), and is a pleasant, extremely worthy companion on my top shelf next to the REAL (not the fake!) Jack Herer.
With the title of a Hollywood Blockbuster exposing the yearning for this Hybrid strain after the debut in the Medical Market, Pineapple Express was one of the hottest ocean grown strains immediately after its release. Coming from the Southern California growers market making its way through out the world, with hints of a citrus terpine profile and consistent THCA percentages, Pineapple Express is a Sativa Dominant Hybrid that makes great flower only products with its parallel ability to become one of the finest extracts in the world. Pineapple Express is a winner through out the Recreational Retail Cannabis Industry for all target markets and its weight producing characteristics make it a power house for the Producer/Processor.
June 14, 2017
Silver State Relief came through with the dopest dope I eva smoked. Perfect high for getting things done or surviving a road trip. The effects hit harder than a brick wall but beware, you'll need a tall Piña Colada to keep your mouth from drying.
July 13, 2017
I smoked Pineapple Express and 20 minutes later I ended on the roof of a church singing Andaconda by Nicki Manaj. It's great mixing this with Sour D, absolutely perfect blend in my opinion especially with big groups!
This strain lives up to the hype. Best smelling weed. like a skunkalicious pineapple. Amazing high. I made my friend try this strain. He is one of those guys who claims that he can never get high even when he has tried smoking in the past. I loaded up the bong with some ice for the newbie and we toked 2 bowls. He was so lit that he had to go walk around the block because he said he was floating. I felt euphoric, happy, light, and motivated. After walking the block we watched a couple music videos. He told me he was high for 6 hours and then had the best nights sleep of his life. Anyway long story short I got my buddy way hiiiiiiiiiiigh on this shite.
Folks,
I'm a 16 year old weed enthusiast.
I've smoked many a strain but non quite like this.
I purchased just a gram of this stuff. It was amazing bye far the best stuff I have ever smoked. I can say I was fairly fucked and in a state I never thought I could be in. If this stuff comes anywhere near you be sure to pick it up and try it for yourself.
Great Weed!
Definitely in my top 5 strains!