Pineapple Express reviews

DELICIOUS !!!! If you haven't already, this is a must try !!! The buds are nice and tight, their aroma is amazing. The smoke was smooth, just the the high. Loved it, will most certainly get this one again !!

By far the best bud I've had. First bud I've actual picked out the distinct smell and also with the taste. Grade A strain.

This was delicious. nugs were bright green and dense. The buzz was a long, productive creeper, which made me a bit anxious, then I felt it hit the top of my head and I was out. Blends great with Super Green Crack.

Really Good

It should be noted that I consumed this plant-based material with my volcano vaporizer. I didn't use a shitty pipe when judging a strain so popular they made a movie about it. Don't believe the hype! In a lot of ways this strain is awful. Yes, a mediocre stoner movie was made about it and yes it does taste really good. If I rated this strain based on taste alone, it'd be 5/5. However that would disregard all of the shit you have to deal with to have that taste; personally, I'd sooner just eat real pineapple or find another strain. Even this strain's VAPOR is harsh. I tried to give it a chance a good 4 separate occasions before harshly reviewing it because like White Widow, it's one of those "untouchable" strains that everyone is supposed to like. On 4 separate occasions I loaded my volcano up and filled the bag up to different volumes thinking perhaps if it wasn't as much it would be more smooth. NOPE. Each time I coughed and coughed and coughed until I was hyperventilating and my heart was about 130 BPM presumably due to lack of oxygen. Smoke/Vapor is THICK and COARSE on the throat. It is also very dense, leading to an inability to "keep the hit down" if you know what I mean. Coughing fits that lasted 20 minutes from a fucking top of the line vaporizer? What's wrong here? Thankfully I never threw up, although came quite close. This also means it's horrible for people with nausea. You will cough until you puke. Period. Helped with pain significantly, however the trade off was 3 hour panic attacks that would not go away. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. ... AVOID!!!

Amazing weed! This beautiful flower calms my anxiety, anger ,pain, depression. I'm in love! Even helps my bipolar fiance with fibromyalgia.

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A go-to sativa for an enjoyable, uplifted experience. I like to smoke this in the evening and play video games or watch the strain's namesake movie. I sometimes have experienced flashbacks of fond childhood memories while using this strain.