Pineapple Express reviews

I have to let my girl know when I smoke this. Because I ain’t focusing on shit after smoking this.

I wanted to try and rate this the way Leafly writes their descriptions, just for fun. So, here it goes.. This strain. possibly created by a person, has green, sticky buds and is grown indoors or outdoors. It will make you high, giving euphoria in your head, and will relax your body. The best time to smoke this strain is morning, afternoon or evening, pretty much whenever you're not asleep! Negative effects are smoke in your lungs and you'll have eyeballs.

Now I know why it's called Express. It makes you so fast. Good for techno parties and work. Time all measurable. Feeling stubborn and cocky cool, self-love. Also smart. One of the best sativa highs ever with Pineapple taste. Too good to go, you can smoke over and over again just like drinking juice.

love enjoying this in nature with no technology, deep creative thoughts leading to creative munchies innthe kitchen. I use cannabis for chronic pain and mental health and other chronic illnesses. I enjoy this in the morning with my coffee outside praying and setting intentions for my day

Very great smoke to stay motivated and not get couch lock lol 🤣

big fan

Dude. If you’re trying to get the inspiration to get something done, this would most likely be your best bet. Great for arm workouts! I was laughing like freaking crazy while trying to use photoshop. You’ll be happy, giggly, uplifted, and dedicated to your work with this stuff, in safe moderation, of course. happy baking!

Pineapple Express is the only strain out of the 3 I’ve tried that has helped me. It gets rid of almost all my pain (which is extremely severe), it lets me read and focus (I don’t have dyslexia but my adhd is so severe that I am physically incapable of reading when not on stimulants or this strain)(and my adhd makes me unable to focus this strain clears my head and let’s me focus on school), and It also helps my autism/sensory issues. All in all this is 10/10