Pineapple Express reviews

Smells like god's vigina.

dopest dope I've ever smoked

boom

Smoked 2 grams of this last night with my friends. Amazing weed, was definitely not couch locked once I moved around but definitely will keep you on the sleepy slide if you don't move around for a while. Taste great, had me high as hell.

I've been a smoker for a long time now and have kinda grown "numb" to it during the years.. I mean, I enjoy it, but rarely do I get the same buzz I did "back in the day" around 10 years ago. Never seem to get that paranoid, euphoric, giggly or have any chance of "overdosing" and getting dizzy or nauseous. But now that I got some hydro-grown pineapple express, it instantly reminded me of those first fine quality buds I had... I only had smoked 2 bases from a bong and it felt like I had smoked 6-8 one hit bases.. A third one and called it quits.. Went back to my couch and heard a plane from outside... For some reason, I got really paranoid for just a few minutes. It sounded like a damn bomber or a jet and I kept looking around the sky from the edge of my window.... And that's when I started laughing, when I realized how paranoid I was. Sat down on the couch, got comfortable and had one of the best highs I've had in years. Everything felt better, everything was beautiful, everything was alright. Highly recommended! Feel-good weed :)

Green Gratitude is a zero.....

super sweet, smells fantastic and an excellent high. gotta smoke it like you are tasting fine wine.

One of my favorite strains. A very potent Sativa. Good for late night smoke breaks.