Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
This was the first grow of PEX and the last...I got great yield off of three plants and yea it's "Pineappley" , but not impressive on the punch. I'm not sure why this got so much talk about it outside the movie. I'll save it as my backup to my backup...
The first thing to hit me was the wonderful smell of pineapple not to overwhelming, nor to weak, it smells perfect. So my hands were eager to get some of this amazing green in the grinder. The first hit was smooth, with a milky smoke and a taste that reminds a little of popcorn. A very good strain that will satisfy most, the only down side was it fell short in the crystal department. but except for that a very good smoke.
Really great relaxed high very trippy and seeing things type of high and the taste was very tropical like pineapple i loved this strain
More of body relaxation than head high. Helps with spasms. Which helps with pain level..
Wow. All I can say is…….wow! This stuff is hot! I was a little worried that Pineapple Express wouldn’t live up to all the hype created by the movie, but it’s actually all I expected and more. But then again, as my regular readers will know, I’m a huge Sativa fan.
Pineapple Express is exactly the strain I’ve been looking for. It has a lovely, complex flavor and provides a full-on, straight-to-the-head Sativa blast, but will relax the shit out of your body too. It was also very smooth-smoking, not harsh at all, and didn’t make me cough too bad. I think this may be my new favorite strain!
Purchased From: Desert Cannabuds Delivery Service in Calexico, CA
Looks: The buds were a super pale shade of green with brighter green highlights, and they were some of the frostiest buds I’ve ever seen in my life. Tiny, pure white crystals filled up every nook and cranny of every bud and there was also nice array of long, dark brown hairs.
Taste/Smell: The taste and smell of Pineapple Express is absolutely amazing! As soon as I opened my medicine bottle and had a whiff, I was in love. I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but when I smell certain types of really good weed I have a tendency to blush and get tingles all over my body. Pineapple Express did this to me instantly. It's super fruity and slightly skunky, just like I like it!
I’m reminded of Seth Rogan’s reaction to smelling a bag of Pineapple Express in the movie ‘Pineapple Express‘:
“I want to live in here! I just want to shove it up my nose and have that smell all day!”
God’s vagina indeed.
Buzz: This is the best part. As I said before, Pineapple Express went straight to my head. This is the kind of weed that will lift you out of any funk instantly, providing inspiration and motivation. If you want to hang on the couch all day being lazy and play video games, go smoke some Kush. Pineapple Express will make you want to paint a picture or sing a song. It will make you want to take a hike in the woods or play your guitar. It’s very ‘uppy’ weed and the buzz lasts for hours.
In other words, this is some GOOD SHIT.
In case you missed it, here’s the clip from ‘Pineapple Express’ that I referenced above:
http://thechronic-le.blogspot.com/2011/05/medical-marijuana-strain-review_31.html
Pineapple express was very smooth and satisfying.
very good strain relaxing, smells very good and smells a little bit like citrus definitely a good buy has a lingering smell
Pineapple Express is one of the most well balanced sativas ever bred. This strain has no traces of paranoia or anxiety that can be associated with sativas. The flavor is very fruity and sweet and the smoke is very smooth and becomes smoother with water filtration. This is a perfect smoke for any time of the day as it will not give you a heavily sedated feeling that occurs with indicas and high CBD strains. You can very easy accomplish your goals for the day on this strain and it certainly makes me more social and chatty with the strangers I encounter about my day. The color of the nugs is usually bright green with bright orange hairs, the colors really pop on these flows so beware dull and dark strains as they are not the real deal. Medicinal Oasis does an amazing job with this strain, and they've also crossed it with another strain to create an indica based strain called Pineapple Chunk as well.