Sour Diesel reviews

slight buzz, easy to stuff around house. good day strain light pain relief. boom!

When it comes to focus, energy, and productivity, sour diesel sets the standard. Although I can get a bit erratic with my multi tasking, there's no better flower to help with the days tasks. Often I find myself working out, cleaning, writing, or studying street this flower. Beautiful taste and aroma that is reminiscent of my teen year seshs with my best friends.

Choo! Choo! "All Aboard!! Alright, Fred fill her on up with that diesel! The sour one!" "Aye Aye Captain Mark Jane! Oh, boy, we gon' have ourselves a good ole' ride to town today. Mmmm, that sweetly pungent smell is drivin' me crazy" "How we doin' Fred?!" "We is lookin' good boss. It's just 'bout... Oh yea, right there. That's the sweet spot. She's done, boss!" "Get on then Fred. We gotta go! People waitin' on this here thing." The train pushes off. Slowly at first, but begins to pick up speed steadily. "Nothin' like a smooth running train, Fred." "Ain't that the truth. Reminds me of back when we was first startin'. We both was standin' right back there on our first day. Scared as all shit thinkin' we was gonna crash and burn" "We kept askin' Guy to slow it down, but all he said was 'Don't worry friends. You'll be alright with me.'" "Hahah! And he was right too. The only thing terrifyin' 'bout the train is you thinkin' it's gon' crash. And that is when the real crashin' begins." "That's what happened to Bobby over there in Kansas. First day on the job, he got so paranoid that he panicked and lost control of the train. Smashed into a tree, then went to jail when the police arrived." "Dammit Bobby. I miss him, ya know." "We all do, but we need to get back to focusing on the drive. Just feel that rush. That euphoric bliss as we drive steadily forward. My find feel's free. Untrapped. I feel alive." (deep breath) "Nothin, like ridin' a smooth running train."

if it tastes like lemon heads but smells like a gas attendants red rag covered in oil and leaves a oily like coating on your tongue, you got the real deal. there's a reason why this strain is still a legend after 15+ years. one of the best strains out there IMO. If you take antidepressants, this strain is a great choice to replace them with. just don't smoke too much, otherwise you'll be staring out the window waiting on the imaginary cops to raid your house.

good flavour thick smoke. mellow balanced head / body buzz. good for nights or mindless days. no couch lock but ambition is null. no munchies.

Horrible taste in my opinion but great for musicians because it helps tap into creative part of brain and helps sync up with feel and vibe of band just don't be like my band and forget to push record before doing a 30 min improv jam session. makes me very sociable and talkative. I do not like meeting new people or being in unfamiliar crowds and places but this strain eliminates that entirely and makes me wanna go make new friends and explore new places. also very energetic doesn't leave u on couch in a nearly comatose state with the tv as your only friend. come up is fast and come down [well idk I never come down if possible. giving 4 outta 5 simply cause I truly hate the flavor, that's really only downside I can think of, but hey, you may love it. to each their own I always say.

Wish I could rate 3 & a half. It gets you super high, but for me, it's burn the s**t out of my throat after about 10-15 minutes. But leaves you in a nice daze.

horrible,if i could this one gets no stars, didnt even feel a head change, just pissed me off because i couldnt medicate, waste of money, i had to go else where, this stuff ended up in the trash, worse strain ever or this is why i just dont buy anything from bloom anymore