Tangerine Dream reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Tangerine Dream.
F U N C T I O N A L. As a chronic PTSD patient, this strain has a fast onset and provides profound clarity and relief. My #1 favorite of all time. Literally lifts the fog on my worst executive days.
Okay so I’m going to say that this strain smells exactly how you’re probably imagining it to smell. In fact it it smells like orangussy let that sink in….. The flavors are legit how it smells citrusy and sweet probably what an orangussy would taste like. It’s a phenomenal strain nonetheless!!!
Nice pain relief, I didn’t really get energized but didn’t get sleepy. Body hiiiiigh for sure with a nice brain fuzz
Made me feel good and more focused and determined and really trying to get hw done type of strain. Also it tasted really good and got me hella high like rn. Overall good strain highly recommend it whenever u can get it because it's a great high for a Sativa dominat hybrid probably top 10 and its so underrated.
Fw this strain a lot it taste citrusy n a little soapy though but it’s smooth. Did a bowl and it has me blasted
It is definitely a vibe ! I feel relaxed but not lazy, if I needed to get up and be productive I definitely could with a smile buutttt the couch feels better. Sweet smell and taste , smooth smoke
Breeze Live Resin 1g AIO
Every now and then a dice roll of genetics produces a strain with a range of effects that unfold in distinct yet coalescing acts, like a Broadway show or Pulitzer Prize winning novel. This is Tangerine Dream.
Act One—The Gentle Indica: Almost as soon as I exhale the refreshing citrus flavored smoke, the Afghan genetics begin massaging every muscle in my body; tension I didn't realize I had starts to unwind. Thoughts begin skittering to my subconscious like cockroaches in a spotlight. My mind a blank slate, my body a loose meat bag... I close my eyes and take in a precious minute of pure, unadulterated relaxation. Unbeknownst to me, the Haze in this strain is starting to warm up, loading thoughts one by one like the magazine of a gun.
Act Two—There's Something About Sativa: My mind, body, and sour are perfectly in sync, every breath is deep and fulfilling. It's around noon, and normally I'd be putting off work but I return to my computer with a smile on my face. 'Why do I have so many browser tabs open?' I ask myself, and begin closing them with no regard to their importance or lack thereof. Once every tab is closed, I close every program and empty the Recycling Bin. My desktop is as clear as my mind, now I can get stuff done. I'm falling back into deep relaxation when I hear the click of a gun's hammer being pulled back. "Sativa... Sativa is that you?"
Act Three—Sailing on Citrus Seas: Bang! The Sativa genes in this strain fire a single thought into my otherwise empty mind. It's so focused and beautiful there by itself, uncluttered by the other baggage that's normally bogging down my mind. Still relaxed and calm, I take that thought and start applying it. I'm working effectively and clearly, it feels like I got put into neutral and the productivity knob turned up to eleven. The happiness is palpable, I can't remember the last time I was cruising through files like this, enjoying fully everything that I do. The sativa effects are in full swing now but the indica is holding back it's less enjoyable effects like anxiety. It's as if the cannabis set off a predefined program in my mind the second I took flame to it: a diverse lineage created to put mankind into the perfect state of mind for life. It's balanced effects have a dynamic quality to them, working as needed to put the mind and body into exactly the state it should be in for any given situation. It has a way of streamlining thoughts in a manageable and productive way, leaving the rest of my mind free to creatively interpret whatever I'm doing, and my body in a functional state of calmness.
Epilogue: So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned—my conclusion, right? Well my conclusion is: Tangerine Dream is perfect. Life's too short to not have this strain in your life all the time, it's just that good. Derek says it's always good to end with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.'