Trainwreck reviews

Great for migraine relief with no munchies

POW! One of my favorites.

It's like I've been gifted the Polar Express and I am on my way to the north pole to be given more Trainwreck by santa. My uncontrollable laughter powers the train, but I know the train will never derail so I can be content and relaxed, not knowing how long this journey will take and not one care about it. Shrek is here and he's making soup for everyone. He says something foolish and is embarrassed by his flatulence. Mel Gibson flies next to the train in a helicopter, and after capturing our attention, he uses a megaphone to declare that Epstein didn't kill himself and we all nod knowingly, still content with realising that we have no control, Shrek is making soup and eventually we will get to where we're going.

The first time I smoked this strain was about a year and a half ago. I was sitting in my room with a few shirts over my lamp so my room was dark and comfortable. I went outside and pulled some gravity bongs with a big Arizona gallon jug and a bucket inside of the abandoned house across from me. I was laying in my bed enjoying her effects and relaxing to the sound of my favorite band... Sebadoh. I saw small faint outlines of color lining the boards in my ceiling and I was starting to feel paranoid. I took this strain camping with my family and I was walking around the long road that stretched across the campsite. I was walking down a gravel road and it looked as if everything was a video game. I felt happy and tired but at the same time I felt like I was up for an adventure. This strain is very nostalgic for me and I would smoke t again. But not all the time. Just enough to enjoy the bright colors on my SNES or to go for a walk and feel like I’m living a video game.

Absolute best sativa I’ve ever had

Great strain. Classic strain before all these hybrids came out. Truly one of the best strains out there that gives a great high.

This is the worst strain ever, I have been feeling paranoid for 3 days already. I still feel like I’m high and everything feels so fake. I would not recommend this to anyone. Hopefully I can recover soon.

Solid strain, nice body effect but not overwhelming. Good end of the day choice. A new favorite for sure