Trainwreck reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Trainwreck.
(I’m writing this review as I smoke this strain.)
1st hit of joint-
The taste isn’t too bad. Very lemony and it isn’t too hard on your lungs if you’re a regular smoker.
2nd hit of joint-
Starting to feel that buzz. I’m not sure what to expect yet but I can already tell this is sativa because I’m ready to expect something.
3rd hit of joint-
I’m so happy.
4th hit of joint-
I’m already pretty high and I smoke almost daily.
5th hit of joint-
Seems like it’s burning super slow. I mean we’re nearly at six that’s not bad. We’ll see though.
6th hit of joint-
I just coughed really hard. Yeah there’s a bubble of air in my chest now, we’re still burning guys.
7th hit of joint-
I’m not going to lie. I’m pretty happy right now. Everything is just great. Music just sounds great! My dogs just seem great! This chair is just so great too.
I just tried to write review number 8 but I’m still at 7 I think. Lost in thought.
8th hit of joint-
And she’s out. I’m impressed.
June 20, 2019
hated the name of this strain - just so stupid...but must admit it's pretty good in terms of yield, taste/smell and overall high. Good daytime strain for some needed energy and euphoria if you're a bit tired or sloppy. Nothing special about this one but it's also a good strain to have in the rotation for a change of pace vs. your typical sativa dominant strains like jack herer or sour D.. solid 3/5
had me doing yoga... I don't do yoga
It’s strong and will give you a great high, but it is rather harsh in my opinion. I smoke out of a glass pipe. I didn’t enjoy the smell either.
10/10 Very Energizing
This strain gave me a really good buzz, helped me feel awake and happy. Only down fall i see is dry mouth but nothing serious. All in all, I'd buy again.
Ok, I'm a relatively new smoker, so take that into consideration when reading this post...
It's probably not a good idea to smoke anything named after a catastrophe for the 2nd strain you've ever tried (That was my bad).
I tried trainwreck twice. The first time it donkey kicked me in the chest, singed my torso follicles, riddled me with famine, and put me to bed... all in the span of 15 mins!
(...4 hours later)
I awoke with a full head buzz and a desire to consume things that have been in my pantry since I moved in 3 years ago.
After the first "Train Ride" I figured it was safe to give it another go about a week later (This was Saturday)... I wouldn't feel safe for the next 2 days...
The buzz this time was IMMEDIATE! I barely had time to put away my water pipe, before the "Train left the Station" ....destination: THE SUNKEN PLACE! That's the only way to really describe the next 3 hours. Straight out of the Movie "Get Out", I proceeded to get nauseous, and retract into my own body (minus the tea stirring spoon). It was as if time stood still. Seconds felt like minutes, minutes like hours! I could see my life happening in front of me, but I was simply a spectator. Everything I wanted to do took extreme effort and concentration. After riding in the car with my Wifey, we came home after about 45 (which felt like 45 hours), and I laid down for about 2 hours. Though I felt a little better, the nausea was still noticeable, but I was able to eat.
I woke up Sunday a little sluggish, with nausea, but still a little better. What really suprised me was I still felt high on Monday, 2 days later!
Lesson Learned: Don't expect something called "TrainWreck" to feature Thomas the Tank Engine... be prepared for Ozzie Osborne's "Crazy Train!"
I had Trainwreck last year as flower and it hit me hard, and knocked me down. Today I had 3 hits from a disposable insa pen. Hits pure lemon, didn't feel the hit until exhaling, still new to pens so a bit of toking curve. So far relaxing, not to be confused with relaxed. Also very active mind, I want to be creative. Overall good choice.