Trophy Wife reviews

Definitely a Indica hybrid, super fruity smoke and smell, very good for bed or watching a movie but I also find it nice for when I need to get up and do the dishes or some yard work keeps you very focused while also helping you forget all your problems and getting rid of your anxiety. Id get some if I where you just try it you won’t regret it!!

Pleasantly suprised! Made me laugh my butt off. I’d forsure try this one again.

Judging by the description on here, I either got an odd batch or else got something completely different labeled as Trophy Wife. Picked it up from the local despo. Smells and tastes like an old woman's rose perfume. You know.. Kind of like how the inside of a funeral home smells. Or that hand soap at Aunt Linda's. It's just...odd. The buzz is alright. Not very strong for being listed as "sativa heavy". Didn't catch any notes of cheese or cherry. Just rose perfume. Probably won't buy again.

This is my FAVORITE strain for working out, honestly best weed for hitting a runners high. Not bad dry mouth, amazing body awareness, not a super head high. Put on a good playlist and just start jogging in good weather… you won’t regret it

I read the reviews on the cbd but I picked this up In Michigan by goldkine this strains tests 25% thc not cbd. Other than that definitely a sativa gas with a sugar undertone very good strain for daytime or morning to get started.

Not to be too crass but they should rename this strain “Horny Wife” haha. I’ve been smoking it for a few days and every time it’s got me sending long explicit texts to my partner working the late shift haha. Besides that, it’s a strong strain that’s given me pretty good anxiety relief, good mood and pretty giggly. This is going to be in my rotation for a while. I highly recommend it.

definitely euphoria - now i understand why that word means - I was doing the tootsie roll, then clothes off bc i just want to feel free, feels like im just floating , but i’ve managed to remember things i had forgotten- now i’m making my list for work- now i’m watching funny movie

My joint pain melts away at the same time as the noise in my head. I'm able to think clearly and move around while still feeling relaxed. I don't feel altered like I do with some other strains but more like I'm able to fully be myself without the brain fog. As a recovering alcoholic this strain is ticking all the boxes for me. The only major draw is that I do not like the taste as it just tastes like sweet dirt to me, which is wayyyyy better than some ass tasting bud.