Wedding Cake reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Wedding Cake.
This was the first strain I tried after I decided to dive back into marijuana for a medical purpose. I suffer from anxiety, depression, stress and body pains. At first, I felt I was about to have a panic attack as I got high for the first time again. This quickly subsided and was manageable thanks to the anti anxiety power of this strain. What followed was total locked in euphoria. Everything was funny and I forgot how to string together coherent thoughts. I had a feeling of intense hunger as I started to come down and even the blandest food tasted amazing. A great strain!
Wow. WOW. Whooooooaaaaa. Oh fuck dude, I smoked way too much of this. I got a live resin cart and I wasn't expecting much. So when I only got a little vapor I hit it again, and again, and then a few more times just to be sure. The last hit was waaaaay bigger than I anticipated. The exhale took up the whole room. Twenty minutes later I was sitting in front of my bedroom window giggling like crazy because I understood what it felt like to be the birch tree outside my window. I felt like the healed 16yr old version of me before all the f**** up trauma that happened to me showed up. I hadn't felt this way in over ten years. My mind felt young again, unhindered by constant static and nails on chalkboards. Wow. I was seeing into fractalized components of my life and things started making sense. I put on some music and got under my bed sheets and I began to cry and let go of things that I've been needing to for my whole life. I began forgiving people. Forgiving myself. Loving myself. Even got up and smudged with some sage and did some spontaneous self love affirmations and hugged myself. I realized how much tension I was holding in my body that this strain took away. I realized I deserve so much more than I have been allowing myself. This beautiful medicine saw I was in a bad place and she picked me up and rocked me until I felt better. Reminded me of who I am. Took care of me. Stroked my hair and put a warm blanket on me. I would like to have this strain around all the time. In all my years of medicating I have never found a strain that made me feel this way before. It is like being hugged by fluffy white wings. I feel like I am gonna go to sleep on a cloud tonight. Wedding Cake cart by Jaunty-- I've hit a lot of carts and now the others seem like trash in comparison hahahahaha. This is the best one. I would like to have these around for the rest of my life if I can
Wedding Cake is my favorite strand. Nice chill relaxing high but a strand you can still go out and do stuff.
I literally can't believe how many people actually have the same effects with wedding cake, absolutely number 1 strain there is to smoke. I love it even as adaytime smoke. Leaves me feeling positive for the day Creeper of a high that literally blows your head off, very little to no anxiety, the taste smell and even the after smell is beautiful.. absolutely recommend for the munchies and sleeping
May 23, 2025
Even though sometimes wedding cake changes from Dispensary to Dispensary, I still love it and it taste. I love what it does to my body and how it takes the pain away.
Extremely well balanced hybrid, slightly leaning towards indica. Great, balanced and even high that is immediately noticeable and quite long lasting. Also noticed high medical potential for symptom relief. Would give 5/5, but noticed (specifically with this strain) that I had a ceiling-like effect where my high would bottleneck. Worth the buy
I am looking for user images of this strain in the reviews. i remember smoking this strain and it always hits hard. LOL!
It has been since 2021 that I have had this strain before. I exclusively vape cartridges, though due to the cost-factor will be investing in a dry herb device after Christmas. Now, onto the meat and potatoes of the review! Given proper levels of tolerance, (normal to low) this hits at a moderate punch--it isn't a one-hit and quit, but it also shouldn't take more than four properly spaced hits on the vape to begin to feel the initial wave of euphoria and tingling of extremities in a good way! Most growers cultivate this at 60/40, with 60 being the indica dominance which is on-point for the dispo where I picked this strain up. (You'd be shocked how many dispos, some even corporate chain cannabis facilities, tweak the given "formula" to to speak and it gets reclassified at best; at worst, opposite effects than intended can happen...but I am digressing here.)
The indica is felt by way of tingling extremities, a feeling of weightlessness overall (though not paralyzing by any means unless you're ripping two bongs back to back maybe) and aches, pains, spasms completely melt away, for me anyways, ten minutes in. It's just OK for sleep--I'll get to the each next.
The sativa aspect can send creativity through the roof, which is amazing if you're an artist, writer, creator of any sort! It's not so energizing however where you could get a long run in--but cerebrally, it gets your mind soaring (in good ways!!!) and because of the terpene profile, I can see why this is called "Wedding Cake"! I'm perimenopausal so my sex drive is everywhere, but this strain makes me want to jump my husband's bones the moment I see him. It made me aroused, but that might just be me.
Only giving this an 8/10 because it's not super-heavy to assist with insomnia (which many indica lovers flock towards like myself) and because the high doesn't last long. Delicious! Arousing! Utter relaxation, no paranoia.