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Wow. I like every Larry strain. Zour Larry, Larry legend, lemon Larry, Larry bird, granddaddy Larry… larry cake is in my top 2 larry strains. Larry OG takes the cake forever, but this larry is a close second. My mouth is dry, its 37 degrees, my windows are open and I’m eating cold yogurt and yet I am the warmest creature on this somewhat blessed planet. Tbh it’s not that cold anyway, but the point is that the cold will never make my love for this strain go away. Good for hungry, good for being tired, I’m waiting for the stop sign to turn green with this dank smelling strain. Blessed be everyone who reads this. You’re gonna love this strain.

The only reason I am giving this four stars is because it gets me TOO high. Like the dizzy kind. I smoke all the time so I never thought I’d say that

So, weird story. I smoked two hits before going into the grocery store, and mind you, I am a seasoned smoker. First impression, visuals are intense, vibrant, and almost psychedelic. The whole store was like going through a Christmas lights display. Until checkout. This man just stands right behind us, playing a song from Twisted Nerve (the whistling one used in Quentin Tarantino films) from his cell phone. I knew the weed fairies were fucking with me, because stuff like this just does not happen when I am sober. He is a white old fat guy, and my boyfriend is a brown man, so I thought, naturally, we were going to die. Probably not the best strain to go to the downtown grocery store at nighttime. So, long story short, this is a wonderful cerebral weed, gives a nice heady high with a hint of paranoia. You will be praying to God in your checkout line at safeway to not get shot by a man who won't stop playing that whistling song from Twisted Nerve. Anyway, I give this 5 stars because, although it can cause paranoia, it does not when I am in the right mood in the right place. Just make sure to not casually smoke this like I did. Two hits, for me? A ptsd survivor? No, I was lit. I was lit for like two hours. This is STRONG, FUN, and will summon the weed faries to fuck with you :( 10/10 would do this again, aroma is a little minty with hints of lemon and deisel.

This strain stopped a bad PTSD episode in under 3 minutes.

I love this strain, the only reason I give it four stars is because it can cause me anxiety. This is a very stoney high, and makes everything look glowy, brighter, and euphoric. Wonderful strain to take to the beach or to enjoy in the prairie. Would not recommend this for nighttime before bed, but if you fall asleep easily, it should be fine. Overall, the taste is pretty average, the smoke is thick and not too harsh.

Very calming, helps with appetite a LOT. If you are looking to lose weight, look elsewhere, because this does anything but suppress the appetite, and I am a seasoned smoker. Everything feels like magick and I am about to play video games, which will transport me to 2011. This weed is a time machine AND a teleporter. Just get really high on some wax like I am, and imagine yourself anywhere you want; THIS WEED WILL TAKE YOU THERE. Get ready to get a full body buzz with a face numbing head high. Can't get enough of this

I heard rumors about this indica strain being more energizing and productive, and it is not wrong. It is totally different from a sativa strain, because with a sativa high everything is bright and cerebral and your heart is pumping and you are ready to go. With this strain, it is pure euphoria and genuine interest in doing things. 10/10 for depression and the visuals are beautiful as well, not to mention music sounds like god himself. Overall a very impressive strain, and I have tried hundreds.

Okay. I don’t write a lot of reviews but... I was staring at my phone upside down for about 8 minutes without noticing. How. I don’t know. I have mild anxiety if I do a LOT, but tbh im so seasoned I don’t care anymore. In fact, this shouldn’t be for beginners. It creeps up on you & it’s slow. I have no nausea and I’m hungry which is extremely rare since I have cystic fibrosis. It is 544 AM and i feel like I’m in a blanket of love bc I made the blanket. It feels thoughtful and nice. My cat was attacking my foot and guess who didn’t care. This is a very giggly and euphoric weed. It doesn’t make you tired which is great, but if you have a lot relaxing and making yourself tired is no problem. 10/10 would recommend.

Yum yum guys you gotta trust in the power of raspberry kush. I’m high as hell and there is no pain, no muscle aches, man there is nothing too crazy. Tho it can make you so ecstatic that you start thinking about the moment of death while taking thirty thousand selfies. So if you are scared of death, don’t smoke this? Although it’s good for anxiety. Better for sleep. Always good for sleep. Can’t sleep? Have some blackberry kush. Hallelujah , may the lord be with thee

If you want to get majorly fucked up, this is crazy good for you. Sapphire OG (or sapphire star as listed here) puts you in a different universe. I made the mistake of having 3 hits of the vape 3 HOURS before my next class. I thought I’d be fine because I’m a regular smoker and use it for pain, and I usually do a couple hits before so I’m not high but I’m not too anxious to not absorb any information. Sapphire FUCKED. ME. UP. I am talking can’t get off the bench fucked up. I eventually staggered my way into the most quiet building and sat in a bathroom for a good hour trying to get sober. It was a great high though, not a scary oh god I’m too high high. This was, oh my god, we are basically IN America’s next top model. (The floor was black and sparkly and the bathroom was fancy as hell) so I had a great time and watched a lot of YouTube before I decided I was sober enough to walk to a desk in the library. This made me feel like everyone was staring at me, but of course they probably were because my eyes were red as fuck and I probably looked scared. I sat at the desk and made the most amazing pillow out of random things, and I fell asleep. 3 fucking hours went by and I was so lit I couldn’t comfortably go to class. SUMMARy IF YOURE TOO LAZY TO READ THE STORY - Makes you feel like you’re a 50’s house wife in Roswell - gets rid of pain - gets rid of depression - makes you tired and lit for a long ass time