Permanent Marker
7/2/2026
This stuff is fire. The smell is extremely pungent, and I easily rate it a 5/5 on nearly all fronts: smell, taste, and effects. I rolled a joint and even though it was all I was carrying, the smell was still extremely loud.
This batch of Permanent Marker came from Lumpy's Flowers. The dense, compact buds each have that "loud" smell of gassy chemical,
accompanied by a nice floral undertone. Yes, it really does give off a whiff of a sharpie, which brings me to the taste. For the most part, the taste is the smell. If you could imagine what an actual permanent marker would taste like, it would be exactly this.
The best word to describe the high is "blown." A wave of euphoria hits you within 30 seconds. Unlike other heavy hybrids, I don't sense any drooping of the eyes or that tired feeling that leaves you stuck on the couch—no "couch lock" here. On the contrary, actually. I felt motivated, attuned, and uplifted, and I even chose to go for a run. It felt nice. Mind you, I didn't even smoke that much; I rolled a joint and didn't even finish half of it. Oh, and btw, while smoking I observed a resin ring almost immediately—maybe two pulls in when it formed.
On a medical note, it does a great job of alleviating or eliminating depression. However, I warn the novice smoker to take it easy—very easy. Strong flower like this will most likely flare up anxiety and/or paranoia if you aren't careful.Stats: THC: 25% | Total Terps: 2.15%