For anyone offended by the name, I would have called the strain JonBenét because it makes you feel like a kid on Christmas.
Bio-Jesus reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.
Very good. Definitely will buy again.
Just cracked an 8th of this BioJesus from the brand Remedy. Coming in HOT @ 31%thc...12mg of Myrcene. 3mg Caryophyllene. 2mg Linalool. Straight banger. Its like Sour Diesel's sweet sister. Super sweet yet dumby diesel petroleum fuel. But a perfect blend of the two. Here where I live in Las Vegas, this brand Remedy knows what they're doing. They've created a biogenetic version of Jesus in plant form. All my pains and anxietys have been gently exhaled away..
This is my favorite go-to strain. I keep a couple of pre-rolls on me at pretty much all times. For me the high is very telegraphed (in a good way). Calm, relaxed, and care free. This strain hits hard but doesn't put me completely out of commission. I recommend this strain for both new and experienced smokers. If you are new to marijuana just be sure not to smoke too much of this strain as it's high THC levels are gonna hit hard!
One of the first strains I had when I received my MJ card. It was from supply, so it wasn't too high end. I remember being impressed by the look. I didn't enjoy the flavor too much, which is the only thing that brought the score down for me. The effect was real. Your body will relax until you're stuck in the couch somewhere on another planet.
Smoke this and added a the happiest hour sleep shot with it. First onset got me yawning. But not super tired. Only took 3 small hits as I’m still a “newbie” and I “micro” dose. Planning on trying again and maybe doing a few more hits, also going to try it on its own instead of with the Happiest hour shot. I’m not looking for the super high just the sleepy feeling. Over all wasn’t bad though, that smell isn’t strong. Has a woody and fruity smell to it. Does taste to bad, made me have the coughs a little bit but subsided quickly. Over all just didn’t give me enough sleepy or relaxed feeling. Will update when I try without shot.
Bio Jesus is one of my top favorite strains I’ve come across. Relieves my pain, whether it’s in my body or a headache. It helps so much.
I bought Bio-Jesus a few times before writing this review. Currently smoking flower from High Supply (24.9% THC). I like smoking as many different strains as I can find, so if I buy something more than once it's because it really stands out. This does. And I've only used flower. First off, Bio-Jesus is the definition of Indica,(mel-low), and can turn an indica hater into an indica liker. This will smash through the highest of tolerances so that you feel the effects of the high. It also works great for insomnia. Just a few hits can make me fall asleep in a chair. Two bowls will slow down my hyperactive ADHD brain enough to sleep through the night. As other people have mentioned, the pain relief from this bud is amazing. Works as an anti-inflammatory, but better. You just don't feel your body. Does it give you the munchies? Yes it does. I just ate some ice cream, then wiped out an entire pizza, and I had no idea that I was even hungry, lol. I should mention that even though I've bought this from a few different vendors, the effects have always been the same. A++