Bio-Jesus reviews

Magical healing powers, praise the lord

I bought Bio-Jesus a few times before writing this review. Currently smoking flower from High Supply (24.9% THC). I like smoking as many different strains as I can find, so if I buy something more than once it's because it really stands out. This does. And I've only used flower. First off, Bio-Jesus is the definition of Indica,(mel-low), and can turn an indica hater into an indica liker. This will smash through the highest of tolerances so that you feel the effects of the high. It also works great for insomnia. Just a few hits can make me fall asleep in a chair. Two bowls will slow down my hyperactive ADHD brain enough to sleep through the night. As other people have mentioned, the pain relief from this bud is amazing. Works as an anti-inflammatory, but better. You just don't feel your body. Does it give you the munchies? Yes it does. I just ate some ice cream, then wiped out an entire pizza, and I had no idea that I was even hungry, lol. I should mention that even though I've bought this from a few different vendors, the effects have always been the same. A++

This is a Great hybrid ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I was looking for an indica and looked at the terpenes, and if you like the pain relief & relaxation of Myrcene ( my favorite) this one’s for you. This is a great one for relaxing in the evening, pain, dealing with anxiety, and just generally fine. I feel great and I would recommend this to anybody with pain and trouble sleeping. Give it a few minutes if you’re smoking flour to let it kick in. The effects seem to increase after you stop smoking and wait a little while. I feel fabulous and I’m not in pain. I give this one for stars for sure.

This strain saved me from what would have been a debilitating migraine attack!!

For starters, I'm not an experienced "consumer". I've smoked maybe 20 times in my life - now 49. I have a Xanax prescription to manage occasional acute anxiety... mostly taking it at night to help me sleep. I never liked putting that crap in my body and always concerned about dependency. So when Illinois went legal, this was my first flower purchase. I have mixed feelings about this but any negatives your about to read are most certainly a "me thing" and certainly not indicative of this strain I'm sure. The good: When things work well, one hit from this is enough to send me into a sweet, soft, calming place where I'm quick to find sleep. It really is wonderful and nice. Another incredible plus is that sex is mind-blowing while high on this strain. Without going into the gory details, sensitivity is through the roof. It's really spectacular. Orgasms are the most intense I've felt since I was a teenager and I may say even better. Absolutely amazing! The bad: Again, this is probably a "me thing" but I've had two very bad highs while on this. The first was probably my own doing when I popped a Xanax before bed, washed it down with a small glass of wine, then after not being able to fall asleep even after all of that, decided to get up and hit the Bio-Jesus. Ooops! Bad idea!! I felt a feeling similar to what happens before you pass out... nervous stomach, cold clammy skin, sweating. I knew I was ok but would be in for a ride so I threw a pillow on the floor to lay down there (so I didn't fall out of bed if I passed out). As I started laying down everything went black. I woke up with my head on the pillow fortunately but seems I may have whacked my leg HARD on something when I went down as it was very painful for a couple of days, making me wonder if I also had a seizure or something. After the "incident" I was fine... jumped back into bed and was out. I attributed this all to the stupid mixing I did and figured I'd be fine if I didn't make that mistake again. Well, last night I hit the Bio-Jesus again, ONCE. There was something about it that whacked me instantly. An hour later I was in the same situation except this time I managed to talk myself through the experience for an hour before I started coming out of it. VERY unpleasant out-of-body type experience, heart racing, sweaty, clammy, some nausea... pretty much a waking nightmare. I'm starting to think this is a combination of me being hyper-sensitive to weed along with this strain being very potent. Unsure exactly why it happened to me with no other influence. Well-fed, hydrated, not under stress, etc. So, heads up to anyone who may be new to smoking or simply more sensitive to weed. I have read that others feel this is a heavy hitter so enjoy but be careful!

I only made an account so I could spread the Gospel Of Bio-Jesus. This is definitely another gift from God. The best indica I’ve ever had and I’ve been smoking for almost 30 years. It’s everything you want in an indica. Great for pain relief. Great for just chilling and watching a movie. Great for foam rolling and stretching. Great for sleep. There’s no downside to this weed. Praise Jesus for blessing us with Bio-Jesus.

The strongest I’ve had in a while, as a chronic pain sufferer I love how this strain feels. Couch lock and pain/anxiety relief.

Helps me calm down and get to sleep. No weird body feelings.