Bruce Banner reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bruce Banner.
initial sweet kushy fuel aroma and taste. some paranoia at first than a calming heaviness with strong euphoria uplift. very floaty and heightened senses. dry mouth.
I got this strain testing at 32% from my dispo and I swear to god when I took my first hit off this j it was exactly the same experience as hitting a dab cart. The hit is like a shotgun blast of terps and thc into your throat, honestly the terps were so intense i had to pause and hack up a lung before I continued (normally only carts do that to me) I have a very high tolerance and normally am very smell and taste blind when it comes to the intricacies of my weed, however this strain was unmistakable, I can almost never get high anymore, it’s usually just a passive sedation at this point, but Banner put me back on a shelf I hadn’t been to in a while. If you are a novice smoker I would warn you, this strain is very much like being punched in the throat and then brain by the Hulk himself. I mean it hat in the best way possible, however be warned you will get fucked up.
I smoked this last night with my sister. Great flower with 37% THCA. Got me high and relaxed, made me very motivated to get things done I've been setting off later. Makes me focus better while playing video games surprisingly lol. I like this strain alot. I recommend this because right now I'm high after smoking a bowl lol. 5/5 yay
Anxious! Euphoric! Focused! Tingly!
This outlandish concoction of effects just about sums up the hard-hitting Bruce Banner.
Folks, this is like living through being hit by a steam train - minus the pain and side effects. Wow.
I don't often wake and bake, but today I needed a wake and bake. Work has been stressful on top of long term depression.
When I began this review, I gave Bruce Banner 4 stars. I'm upgrading that to 5. The clarity of thought is phenomenal. It's the kind of flower that can help you to solve a problem rather than sweep it under the rug. All the little things that usually bother me are like rustling leaves in an autumn breeze. Fantastic! 100 percent! Highly recommended!
Did a homegrow auto flower from strng seeds and this bud is potent! Great flavor slow easy burn and the high is AMAZING! I was smoking about a quarter a day but with this cut my smoking in half
I have a *really* complex medical trauma history; both physical and mental health. I didn't really start smoking until about 15 years ago, but it was far more common to 'get what you get; maybe good, maybe ditch.'
I'm also limited budget bound so my options more than 'trying' a lot of things that my friend/grower was offering, were really difficult.
Part of my medical is my memory; it just SUCKS (for some things xD).
I also (as does my medical team that knows & listens to me) refer to myself as "the opposites girl". Thanks to genetics and my body in general, I reject *most normal* medications. I've been referred to as "drug-seeking" because I REFUSED the ambulance provided Narcan, with my own medical history & needs, knowing I could not get relief until Dilaudid was offered.
I.just.don't.like.pharma.
ALl that disclosure to say; THIS is a strain I'll remember. I party mix it with a CBD heavy (if painful) or memory loss (if I want relaxed focus) and I'm finding I'm able to push THROUGH much of MH & and be able to focus. As someone who's taken that for granted and also knows intimatley what it's like to NOT be able to; it's awesome.
Thankful for a release to my inner Bruce Banner.
I'm generally an Indica/heavy Hybrid kind of guy because a lot of Sativa's just don't do anything for me so when I like a Sativa it must be something special. I love Diesel strains because I find them to be uplifting yet relaxing and OG Kush always meets my needs so a pairing between Strawberry Diesel and OG Kush had to be a good one, right? Wrong! It's a GREAT one! The taste of this strain always reminds me of classic bubblegum, sweet and delicious. The high hits immediately, filling the body with an Indica like euphoria while providing a Sativa energy buzz. The energy buzz never gets too racy or overwhelming though because of the relaxing effects of the Diesel. This is a strain, that if I'm not careful, I can smoke a whole eighth or a 500 mg cartridge in less than 12 hours.
When they talk about bud that's top shelf, I mean really good bud, bud that stands out from anything else usually available, this is what they mean. It's potent and you will feel it immediately and it will sit you down. Not for lightweights so go lightly. The batch I had was 31 percent from Altsol in Wash DC. True top shelf medicine!