Bruce Banner reviews

This review, is for PTS brand 'Bruce Banner 1.0' Crumble. Illinois, western suburbs of Chicago. Not much comes around that is this Good. Why do I say that??? Found this stuff around August 2021. Sleeper, no one buys it. It. Straight Up, tastes like weed. Not fruit, or berries, or even the Strawberry Diesel it was derived from - it tastes like WEED! Good weed, at that. The High? All there. Good old Diesel, a touch of Cough, and that - is some of the best Illinois product of any kind. PTS, Patient Treatment Solutions is, an outstanding company for getting this magic to Me.

Finally got my hands on this yesterday and decided to try it last night. I don't even remember falling asleep. I had a weird sensation of affects that made me feel like I needed to get up and run, but I was stuck lol I imagine had I ever managed to get up and start something, I would probably still be doing it, tho 😂 Took me a good 15 minutes to talk myself up out of the floor of the back door after smoking it. Also made me constantly get lost in deep thought, so I had trouble paying attention to the show I was trying to watch. Good stuff!

This comes on with a equal uplifting euphoria and stony relaxation. This just gets stronger and stronger as time passes. Eventually the euphoria recedes and your left with a very strong stony sleepy relaxation feeling. This one delivers!

Wow… wow! Bruce Banner has become my go-to daytime strain. It’s one of those rare strains that gives you a nice head buzz without making you feel slow or stupid. I feel like my creativity is at an 11 on this strain, making it great for medicating throughout the day. As far as pain relief goes, I would say it’s above-average – not the best or worst I’ve had. Banner doesn’t read as strawberry to me although there’s certainly a sweetness toward the front. This sweetness gives way to a more herbal quality that’s more pronounced over successive hits. Overall, I’m quite pleased with Bruce Banner and am so thrilled that my nearby dispensary seems to be carry this (and other great AltSol strains) regularly.

I use this at work, a physical labor job, for energy and focus. A bowl of this, a Monster Energy drink, and Buckethead playing in my earbuds. Now the Bruce Banner turns in to Hulk. I am dancing through the work. The work is in my rear view mirror and I'm asking for more. I'm pissing off my co-workers because when you're tired and miserable, nothing is worse than having a 56-year old pothead putting you to shame. I will say, it's one of those "focus" strains that can leave you dizzy if you're focused on something for a while and then get pulled away suddenly. Like stepping off the Merry-go-round. Harsh smoke and deep cotton mouth would be considered the downsides.

35$ an ounce can’t go wrong

🍆💪 Bruce Banner lives up to it's name! Chem Soda F1 x Starfighter x Coal Creek Kush x Strawberry Diesel! What a fantastic lineage. No wonder this strain has such a wild blend of effects. This sativa-dominant hybrid gives you an intense cerebral blast of motivation and creativity, followed by a very powerful body high. I was very surprised with how I felt from one hour to the next. Bruce packs a punch and is an amazing afternoon strain. Deep Roots Harvest did a fantastic job this time around! Great terpene profile! I had to review this strain again because it got me SO STONED I FORGOT I REVIEWED IT! a-Pinene: 6.08 mg/g, b-Myrcene: 3.11 mg/g, b-Pinene, 2.10 mg/g, Limonene: 2.02 mg/g, Linalool: 1.82 mg/g.

Great strain seems to give me energy 💚