Cannalope Haze reviews

This is a nice balanced strain decent for pain, taste and attitude adjustment :) was a good choice from panda pen sticky frog cartridge

I got this as shatter and oh my glob... I was feeling a little off and my friend Durban Poison wasn't doing the trick. So I decided to break in my Hive and bust my shatter cherry. I am so glad I choose this strain. She tasted so good. kind of refreshing like a yummy tropical herbal tea. She filled my lungs and took my to a new height of high... I am able to function and my funk is gone. No more pre-pms at all. Yes!!! I was also wanting to have some honey time in with the huns. My stupid funk was being a cock blocker. Oh well Ms. Cantalope Haze blew thru that bitch and said "Let your freak flag fly!" and I did. I had so many orgasms and was actually hyper after our many rounds. This shall forever be a favorite. Munchies Beware Though... I have a strong urge to eat now. Make sure you surround yourself with healthy snacks or you're screwed cause you might eat anything in sight.

Cannalope? Oh why the Hell not. Twee name, solid bud, relaxing high. Cannalope, 'tho; who thought up this name? Cloud-9; Somulax; Dream Reeper -- these would all be good names for this pot. Cannalope sounds like a cross between a Cantaloupe and an Antelope. Actually, I don't think its possible to cross those two: one's a mammal and one's something people allegedly stick their dicks in. I still don't think it's possible to knock-up a cantaloupe, despite that. Ok, so the name sucks, we all agree with that, so how's the high? Glorious! A couple of hits off a freshie and you are go for at least two hours of smiley-face. You're not going to want any Devin Townsend Project on this ride. Talk Talk's 1991 classic, "Laughing Stock" will be a perfect co-pilot. While you're at it, you're going to want to get MIGHTY comfy because this is some majorly somatic tokage. Dim them lights and take a couple deep ol' hits. Hold . . . hoooold . . . HOOOOOOOLD -- exhale! Aaaaaaaaaand melt. (Oh, shit, NOW I get it: CANNALOPE, because it's CANNABIS! Whoa, that's some pretty heavy shit right there. Damn, now how am I supposed to sneak an antelope back IN to the zoo?!)

On Friday, January 17, 2014, I suffered the worst panic attack of my life and got marijuana-induced DPDR disorder for a year. In May of this year I began using marijuana again and it feels amazing. Cannalope Haze was my 3rd option, it was in a Tryke Concentrates cartridge. AMAZING head high. Very mighty indeed as a wake and bake. 11 out of 10.

This is a very pleasant "All day" use strain! The flavor is just that.. On the exhale, you get a mild fruit rine flavor that coats your tongue with a gentle sweetness. This is very soft on inhale, which is typical of its Mexican lineage, yet hits the back of the head like Haze does! You get quite active with it, in a relaxing approach, while your mood mellows. Again, you can even roll this, light it, and keep inhaling.. You will forget your lungs are full as you don't even notice the fill up. Not a cough on exhale. That pleasant!

This is a sticky one, and has a fresh scent with a touch of citrus. The smoke is light and pungent, but not too much. When you first hit it, you'll start feeling the effects within 5 or 10 minutes only. A head rush with euphoric thoughts and a comforting sense of happiness. This was one of the best hazes I have ever smoked no doubt.

A very straight-forward and focused type of high. I also felt very relaxed.

Much more calming effect than I expected from a sativa dominant strain. I was very pleasantly surprised.