Chemmy Jones

I tell you hwhat: They should call this stuff Hank Hill, cuz I'm so stoned I FEEL like Hank, AND this stuff has a distinct smell of propane (among other things), when you grind it up. I was on my way to the pot shop, and was thinking to myself, "Is it just me, or is none of this legal recreational weed as strong as the stuff from back in the 90s?" Chemmy Jones: you proved me wrong!!! I took one good bong rip (Well, two; but the first doesn't count 😁), and now I'm sitting here with a big ol' smile on my face, and just a good, mellow, pain-free sensation, from head to foot! I actually would NOT recommend this strain for a novice, at all. It's seriously potent! I would say, if you are like me, and struggle with anxiety, ESPECIALLY working in a fast-paced/high-stress job; this just may be that perfect work strain you've been looking for, BUT: This is the type of weed that'll make you forget what you're doing, or what your password is, etc., especially at a higher dosage. You've been warned! Now: if I was gonna kick back and work on a hobby, or do housework, or do something fun outdoors, with some friends: this is a PERFECT strain. You couldn't ask for better. And ZERO paranoia, which is a biggie for me. All in all some truly killer weed: I'm super glad I bought it!!!

I'm almost too high to review this strain.. I smoked 3 joints of this stuff. POTENT stuff. 29%THC and it is so crystally and stinky its unbelievable.. when I opened the jug my first thought was, okay you remember that old hefty commercial? "hefty hefty hefty" "stinky stinky stinky" ? Yeah, I thought, "stinky stinky stinky" immediately. Really citrusy pungent and a little skunky smelling. Amazing taste, amazing strain. I love my indicas, the most sativa I will usually go for is 60/40 sativa dominant hybrid, but this is the most relaxing sativa I've ever had. It clears my head, it makes me happy, it doesnt make me tired, but it is just very relaxing. that's the only way to put it. I now know and love Chemmy Jones. Will definitely look for it in the future.

I am not at all a proponent of being high on the job, but man, I'm seriously tempted to try it with Chemmy at the helm. Feeling energetic, focused, and even happier than usual. So much productivity and focus! And the housework doesn't feel like a chore at all. I can tackle anything. Like, for real, I almost feel like I'd be doing my boss a favor if I did my work feeling this way. If you see this strain anywhere, give her a go. Ms. Jones will not disappoint.