Chocolope reviews

Wow.. Much needed! Seriously a lifesaver for me! When my world fell out from under me, and I had to be stronger then before, Chocolope helped me stay positive! This is now my MOST FAVORITE sativa! Thank you DNA Genetics!

Definitely recommend this strain for a sativa. Very euphoric. You remain clear headed and productive, a nice head buzz with a mild full body buzz. One pull lasted strong for about 1.5 hrs.

Chocolope. So if they (whoever assigned the value to the random shape) had decided that 3 was actually 4 and 4 was actually 3 then wouldn't 14 minus 3 equal 9? These are the questions I find myself unleashing on my unsuspecting friends while enjoying the creative high that is Chocolope. Fatigue is toppled and deep fried snacks beware!  It's an old West showdown and there is a new sheriff in town.  His name is Dinner Mammal.  And yes,  it tastes like chocolate. My drink and food pairing for this strain is Rhinegeist Panther stout and hot pepper cheese balls.

U would recommend this to any one that likes a slight taste of Chocolate, it's not over powering but I like it.

Picked up Chocolope in DC, Capital City in August. When preparing to vape it, in 1/8th there was over 30 seeds in it! I never had to go through my flower so much before grinding it. I’m guessing that there was male seeds that spread. Anyway, after loading my Vape, I think the smell before smoked is better. Once I pulled I realize that there is no coffee flavor that I was looking for. It is a creamy taste, but almost like wet hay. Now that the vape is done, I the effects to me is just being focused. So much that I had to write this review! Im not feeling any relief for anxiety, stress or pain. The vape cloud smells better than the actual flower. I’m so disappointed 😔... had to be only because the seeds. Hope to try a better batch from NJ dispensary soon.

I haven't been feeling that great lately, some personal issues made me feel anxious, mildly depressed and I often find it hard to stop worrying and fall asleep. So many times I would be in my bed, ready to take a trip to dreamland, but my mind didn't agree... I found Chocolope to be a perfect strain for these moments. This strain is very uplifting and happy. Not the bouncy kind of happiness, but more in a relaxed and comforting way. It didn't make me sleepy, but I was able to put things in another perspective: feel like what I do with my life is enough, and let go of negative thoughts, embrace the peace of that moment. So I would absolutely recommend trying this strain for people who find themselves struggling with depression and/or anxiety. I think this strain is great to make yourself comfortable with at home, a hot chocolate on the side and extra comfy socks. Or use it for a carefree cuddle session with your partner(s) and/or pet(s), or when listening to some ambient music...maybe meditating? Also, I found the side effects pretty minimal with this strain. Usually I am someone who has red eyes and cotton mouth immediately, but not so much with this one.

i have insomnia and two hits of chocolope made me very energized at first 3 hours but then i fall sleep and woke up early in the morning, motivated to do things, my tolerance is low btw.

Tremendous strain, not too over-the-top and very relaxing for a sativa. I was able to motivate when I wanted, and I was able to chill and spin tunes when I wanted. Pretty killer and worry-free strain. Two big thumbs up.