Cookies Kush reviews

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I purchased a 1/2 oz. of Cookies Kush, however my dispensary call it, Golden Cookies, but no matter the regional nomenclature, this batch of Cookies SC Lab tested in at 30.28% THC. That's a cookie, baby, that one must taste, for it is so sweet, that it is easy to want that next puff. But wait, I say wait! Savor one good bong load, or one good puff off a nice joint or pipe load at a time, because this is some serious mojo. One puff too many, and there goes the afternoon where you were supposed to run the heavyweight wood chipper out back, but not now, my friend. No. What started out as a quasi-psychedelic mind trip, quite pleasant in its Sativa stimulating effects, brought on from some ancient genetic predisposition (or was it the hand of man? ), Anyway in about 20 minutes you will start to feel very, very relaxed, and that's were the couch comes into play. Don't get me wrong, this fine herb is wonderful for conversations with friends who understand you when you are talking and drooling at the same time, because too many bong loads of this muscled matron of mayhem, and that's you. They'll be calling you the, "Dribbler", from now on. I made the mistake of taking a bong hit in the morning hours the other day before a shower, and I nicked myself shaving. And it wouldn't stop bleeding. The chin. I had to come downstairs wth a piece of toilet paper on my chin to stem the bleeding. It was a walk of shame, in a way. So beware. No heavy machinery, no Samurai Swords, and above all, enjoy this fantastic marijuana'!

Harvested 1-31-24 by Symponia Farms, Michigan. 24.01% ThC, 0.06% CBD. Hard dense buds, wide broad Indica spade/shoulders on buds. Buds are almost shaped like an upside-down "letter T." Dense short rust hairs, very light green, some sparse darker postules. Very nice, read the paper, smoke a blunt and some coffee bud. No noteable strong flavors, slightly sweet dough and cream. Smooth, focused, calm, no eye pressure, muscle relaxing Indica high.

Very mild on the head. Great body buzz. Not sleepy but Relaxed. Very dusty buds.

Very sedative!!! Very strong!!! a true panty Dropper... cancel your plans you not going anywhere... even sativa fans should try this even tho is specific for indica lovers... knocks your Sox off.... I just got my second ounce and I can't get enough been smoking it for the last 15 - 20 days straight... this stuff won the cannabis cup for a reason en 2014 or 2016 and holy cow 🐄 😳 muuuuuuuu... so perfect for night time or a lazy day or lazy week.... please enjoy responsably

I finally tried a Cookies strain,this from H&W dispensary out of New Orleans. It really hits hard and I love it. The aroma isn't as pungent and there is a slight sweet taste on the palate that was noticeable on the first few puffs. It really hits you all over your body and makes you want to sit down and chill. I got the giggles and the munchies then I fell asleep. It was the stereotypical stoner trope come alive and I loved the experience. Its easy to get couched on this stuff so go easy if you're not experienced

I bought that strain because I wanted a strong Indica to relax after a long week of work. Oh my god… I did a great choice. First off, when I open the container, I very intense smell of gasoline, lemon and skunk hit me right in the face. I had trouble with the smell actually, because it stayed for a very long time even after I closed the package. After grinding the flower, I was a little disappointed by the very small amount that the big bud gave me. when I smoke my first bowl, It tasted like kush, butter and a very little amount of vanilla. It tasted very very good… too good actually. The smoke is very light and mellow, perfect to smoke in a joint. After my first puff, I waited like 10 minutes before I started to wonder if the strain was as strong has people are saying. I’ve hit another bowl and sweet jesus… i melted like butter in the pan… literally Impossible to move. It takes some time to kick in, but when it does, don’t expect to do anything, because you won’t. It killed my stress, my anxiety, my muscles pain and my sleeplessness right away. I was plastered on the couch with a intense feeling of well-being that Lasted for a very long time. Definitely a late night strain that is a must try for everyone who looks for a sleep remedy or for anyone who want to unplug for a couple of hours.

Cookies + kush in the same name ? Good weed for sure! I recommend this super indica dish if you wanna relax at night. In front of a serie or stream before sleeping. It helps me a lot with insomnia. The taste is really good you can feel this ' sugar ' taste. And behind this you will have some ' nutty ' flavor. I will continue with this one for a moment! I wish you all the best !

When I tell you this strain is the definition of in-da-couch I truly mean it. I picked up two oz of this from the dispensary on sale not expecting anything crazy and bygolly I have never struggled to keep my eyes open more and that was after a bowl and a half. I have not felt this absolutely shmacked since I took my first blinker from my friends broken dab pen and was locked to his beanbag chair for 7 hours watching Rick and Morty in high school. It is true what the other reviews say though; my mouth is more dry than a lesbian looking at male genitalia. Definitely make sure you either have a water bottle or a friend you can mooch off of when smoking this strain or you will be a very dehydrated couchpotato.